Shameless / Sandor Clegane

9. Fruity Shit

"Stop stealing our food!" Davina demanded swatting a hand back at frank.

"My food!" Frank demanded. "My money!"

"What money?" Davina countered. "You spent all your money and our money on booze and blow."

"Fuck off you dont know how hard it is to be me!" Frank declared.

"Dont you have a new home?" Ian questioned as he passed.

"Hat!" Davina instructed throwing him a beanie. He caught it shoving it on his head. "Its cold. Zip up your jacket please." Ian zipper his coat doing a spin before heading out. "Thank you!" Davina agreed.

"Its always money money money with you." Frank takes.

"do you even know how much we spend a week on groceries?" lip asked him.

"too much. that's how much." frank replied as davina grabbed the food he was trying to steal again.

"140 dollars. fiona and dav pay 45 each, me and ian go in 25 each." lip informed him.

"plus gas, electric, taxes." frank agreed rummaging through their cupboards.

"we pay that." lip told him.

"about time you contribute." frank declared.

"God frank get a life and stop fucking up ours." Davina demanded.

"you know how much you spend a month at the alibi?" lip asked.

"none of your damn business." frank replied.

"over 700." lip told him. Davinas jaw dropped.

"Fucking hell! Where is all that money coming from?" Davina questioned. "Its certainly not going to your kids!"

"that's kevin, right? my friend kevin, telling you that behind my back? well, he screwed the golden goose now. watch what happens to his tips when I boycott the alibi." frank said amusing lip and Davina. Davina choked out a laugh.

"and go where?" lip countered.

"the lamplight." frank replied as if it was that easy.

"you're barred." lip corrected. Davina crossed her arms over her chest.

"the fountain." frank decided.

"barred." lip said again.

"elmo's head." frank said less certainty in his voice this time.

"Burned to the ground like two months ago. arson." Lip corrected "frank... I don't need Kev to tell me. I check your pockets every night." lip remarked and Frank practically growled back at him. "Fuck off," lip insturcted taking the bag from him.

"Lip you are my smart boy!" Davina declared giving him a loud kiss on the cheek.

" doesn't take a genius." He countered.

" no, it doesn't." she agreed " but you still are one."

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"Hey what do you say to a day at the pool?" Sandor questioned "hot tub for you and me. I clear out a room. Every room... It will be like a pirvate hot tub."

"This your new health Club because its kind of fucking freezing outside." Davina corrected.

"Yeah. The health club". Sandor agreed.

"Can you sneak the kids in?"

"I wouldnt have offered if I couldnt get them in." Sandor agreed.

"Guys!" Davina called out. "Get your suits on!"

"Have I told you how much I love your new boyfriend?" Debbie questioned as sandor drove them to the health club.

"Aw thanks Debs." Sandor agreed. "You are pretty cool."

"Im his favorite though. Right burning man?" Carl questioned.

"Carl!" Davina shouted turning around and punching his thigh.

"What? We are cool!" Carl declared.

"Its fine Dav. We are cool." Sandor assured.

"His insensitive mouth does come from a place of love... if carl had a heart." Davina assured.

"How rude!" Carl declared

"Alright im going to check in then I will meet you at the side door." Sandor remarked as he parked.

"This place is nice." Ian remarked as they piled out.

"You should see the weight room." Sandor agreed.

"Its where Im headed." Ian agreed.

Sandor let them in the side door. Lip and ian went to the weights. Liam got to go to real day care free too which davina liked. Sandor signed him in. Carl and debbie jumped in the pool. Fiona was working and missed out on the fun. Davina assured sandor if he wanted to do his normal workout she wouldnt mind so he went upstairs to make sure Lip and Ian were settled in. Davina played in the pool splashing with Debbie and carl.

"You think the food is free?" Carl questioned. "I saw a little food court."

"If you get a five finger discount." Davina agreed. "Dont get caught." She added. He came back a moment later with a bag full of food. He held it proudly.

"I put it on some old ladies card." Carl said proudly. "She thought I was her grandson."

"Sweet." Debbie agreed pulling out a muffin.

"What do you got for me?" Davina questioned.

"Some fruity drink?" Carl offered and davina broke the seal.

"Sweet." Davina remarked.

"I see you three are enjoying yourselves." Sandor remarked.

"If anyone asks Im Marilyns grandson visiting from Ohio." Carl informed them.

"Okay Marilyns grandson." Sandor agreed. "Whats this?" He took a sip of davinas drink and his face puckered.

"Fruity shit. Girls dig it." Carl assured.

"Its sweet." Davina agreed. "Come on. You promised me a hot tub date." Davina remarked. davina pulled sandor into the hot tub wrapping her arms and legs around him. His hands wrapping around the exposed skin of her bikini. His hands settled on her ass as he kissed her neck.

"Thanks for this San."

"You can come every day if I get to see you in this." Sandor assured.

"Im really grateful I found you." Davina whispered before hearing carl shout cannonball. He jumped into the hot tub. "There goes our private date." Davina remarked.

"Wow this is nice!" Carl declared.

"Next time we leave the kids at home." Davina suggested as debbie jumped in splashing them as well.

" as long as I have you in my arms, for the rest of the world does not exist." Sandor decided as he kissed her lips.