Shameless / Sandor Clegane

16. Mr Morality

"A fake priest?"

"No, no, priest is real. We're just not gonna file the license." Fiona corrected.

"A little immoral, don't you think?" Steve countered. "Like lying to God's face?"

"Really, Mr. Morality?" Davina cut in. "Whose car is this that we're in?"

"It's not like I have a priest in the back." Steve corrected.

"Are you still picking up the cake?" Fiona asked.

"Angelica's Bakery." Steve agreed.

"Hey, can Kev and V use this car for their big exit after the reception?" Fiona questioned looking it over. Davina glanced out the window.

"It's a nice ride." She agreed. But she wasn't a car person, anything with four wheels was nice.

"Uh, yeah, I think that could work. I just, I need it back right after." Steve agreed.

"Okay." Fiona agreed.

"You can't do anything bad to it... And no sex in it."

"No sex in it?" Davina laughed back. "That was my first real interaction with Sandor. What other purpose are cars for?"

"I just need this thing in perfect condition." Steve remarked. "Come on, I will take you for a spin." Steve suggested. 

"Bye!" Davina called out. 

"You got shift?" Fiona called back. 

"Yeah, I will be in late." Davina agreed. 

"Early." They both corrected. 

"Be careful." Fiona added. 

"You too." Davina agreed looking steve over. She liked his money, liked that he was able to buy them the little things they wouldnt dare spend money on. Liked that he seemed to make fiona happy when she wasnt bitching about him. But she didnt quite trust Steve for the bigger things, this would be a test to see if he could handle more. 

"I'm getting off early though, I will be late but I will be there for the bachelorette party, Renly is covering for me." Davina remarked. 

"Two -ish?" fiona questioned. 

"Yeah, you still gonna be partying?" 

"Knowing Vee, yeah." Fiona assured. 

"See you then." 

Sandor, Davina knew could handle her trust and responsibility. He waited for hours outside the club before getting a job there, he got a job at her club so he could keep an eye on her, look out for her. Make sure she got home safe. It was sweet and over protective but she loved it because she got to spend every night with him. 

"Bachelor party?" Frank questioned walking into the alibi

"Yeah, if you wanna go, you can come." Kevin agreed.

"What's the plan?" Frank said eagerly.

"Me and my friends are gonna get wasted and do some stupid shit." Kevin remarked. "But we gotta get you one of these." he put a party hat on frank.

"Awesome."

"Seriously?" Davina questioned. 

"Hey Dav!" Kevin declared. 

"There is a douchebag fee for Frank." Davina warned. 

"Yeah, yeah, I got it." One of Kevin's friends assured passing over the money. Davina smiled. 

"You are short a few hundred." Davina warned. 

"Take it!" The man shoved his wallet at her and Kevin winked back at her. 

"You all are already drunk." Davina realized. 

"Yep!" Kevin declared. "Take their money dav, I dont mind." 

"Thanks. I like pity cash when its from drunk men." Davina laughed out. She emptied the wallet and tossed it back. Davina held out a portion for Renly and Sandor. 

"Keep it." Sandor corrected. 

"I will take that." Renly assured shoving it in his pocket. "I love your druk friends." Renly decided. 

"Spoke too soon." Davina remarked nodding to the door. "Fi what the hell?" Davina laughed out. 

"You are almost done!" Fiona remarked. 

"You are coming to a strip club, a female strip club for Veronicas bachelorette party..." Davina countered. "You and Kev had the same idea." 

"Aww that bitch!" Veronica declared. "Where is he I'm going to break him!" 

"Renly this girl right here needs a bottle of the cheapest and most easily drunk drink you have." Davina decided. 

Davina was too drunk to remember the rest of the night, but Fiona and Veronica stumbled home and Davina found herself pulling a double shift, high on laughter and vodka. 

"But why would she do it in the first place, Fi?" Veronica questioned as they stumbled home.

"Because she could! She was like one of those weird Chinese acrobats." Fiona answered.

"Oh! No, those girls are all tiny and cute when they do it! She was like Pippi Longstocking kissing her own ass!"

"My place." Sandor remarked pulling into his drive way. 

"Yes." Davina agreed. She fell asleep in his arms before her head ever hit the pillow. Sandor lay down beside her, this whole wedding stuff got him thinking about the future.