"We won't be here when you get home from school"."Why? What?"
"Fiona always tells us why."
"Dav is always here-"
"None of your damn business why" shrek shouted.
" Bob!" Monica begged.
"Your mother told you to go, so go!" Shrek went on.
"Out. Go on, guys. I'll catch up. Bye. Bye." Monica ushered them out.
"I don't care what the fucking DNA test says. You're not taking Liam." Lip shouted.
"We'll see about that." Shrek hissed.
"Yeah, we will." Lip agreed
"We having a problem, Phillip?!"
"I dunno... Bob!" Lip shouted. Davina ran out in her pajamas "Let's see. You're camped out in my house, you're fucking my mother, and you're talking about stealing my baby brother. Why would we have a problem?"
"Boy, I will kick your-" shrek shoved lip back.
" Stop it! Hey!" Monica begged. Davina pushed between them.
"Back off!" Davina demanded. She looked like a little doll compared to the massive man/woman before her. "You dont touch my family." Davina seethed.
"And congratulations, Mom. You always knew how to pick 'em." Lip hissed.
"I will walk you to school." Davina suggested. "Did carls permission slip get signed. The money too?"
"She refused the admission fee. Cheapskate." Carl hissed. Sandor pulled out his wallet. "Thanks san."
"Next time you're thinking about dropping in, don't. You've fucked up our lives enough already." Lip demanded. "Put some real clothes on Dav."
"Lip..." she touched his cheek. He rested his forehead against her.
"Figure out a way to get rid of them." Lip begged. She nodded as he headed off.
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"How to override parental rights." Davina answered looking up from the computer.
"We thinking DCFS or attorneys?"
"Attorneys." Fiona answered
"I should have done this when I turned 18." Davina murmured. "Frank was so broken after Monica left, he would have signed anything."
"Honestly." Fiona agreed.
"Here's someone. Mark Rydell.He'll fight for you when you can't fight for yourself"
"Asian cowboy? Don't think so." Fiona corrected
"Oh, what about that lady?" Ian questioned
"The one that helped get Carl and Debbie back when Frank locked them in that car at Indian bingo." Davina recalled
"Micha Davis."
"Is this her?"
"Looks like she just shit in her pants." Ian countered.
"There's one. Christine Dowling. Attractive, professional..." lip offered.
"And she looks like she might actually have a law degree" davina added.
"The important bit." Sandor agreed.
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"I always thought I got pregnant when I did E with that bouncer at the Zebra Lounge. I-I woke up naked." Monica stared down in disbelief. Liam was franks.
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Shameless / Sandor Clegane
FanfictionModern day Sandor Clegane x Shameless crossover The Gallaghers get some new neighbors and Fiona's twin couldnt help but be drawn to Sandor Clegane. 💋 "Show me you are shameless right on my neck why don't you..." 😏 All explicit and otherwise inti...