Modern day Sandor Clegane x Shameless crossover
The Gallaghers get some new neighbors and Fiona's twin couldnt help but be drawn to Sandor Clegane.
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"Show me you are shameless right on my neck why don't you..."
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All explicit and otherwise inti...
They all filled the coffin with the meat and closed it back up.
"Ready? lift." Davina declared. Sandor chuckled taking half of it easily. Davina, Fiona, Lip and Ian struggled with the other half as they carried the coffin outside.
"Jesz hes starting to get ripe" Fiona mused.
Davina choked out a breath as they dumped the fake body, the men were satisfied and headed off.
"Did you switch it when we werent looking?" Debbie questioned.
"What?" Fiona demanded turning to Davina.
"You are crying." Lip agreed.
"A rose bush just stabbed me." Davina agreed. Sandor leaned into her wrapping strong arms around her. He kissed her neck whispering.
"Its okay to cry. Fuckers not dead. Its a sad thing." Sandor assured. Davina laughed out.
"I need a drink!" Davina decided.
"Alibi for a wake?" Kev mused.
"oh, sorry, buddy, it's a private wake." lip said closing the door from a probable paying customer but kev didnt seem to care. Davina turned in sandors arms when she heard kevin tapping a glass.
"can i have your attention, please? uh, frank gallagher, loving husband, devoted father." Kevin had to fight to keep from laughing. "truly respected and cherished member of this community. he was a good friend and a good neighbor and he will be sorely missed. i just hope that in the afterlife they treat him as kindly as he treated all of us. to frank." kevin declared.
"to frank." everyone echoed raising their drinks. lip grabbed a cigarette. Davina nodded to the men that wanted frank dead they down a drink and headed out. Lip went to lock the door after the two guys left.
"gonna take more than that to put out the lights on frank gallagher. next rounds on me. yeah!" frank said as everyone cheered.
"With what money?" Davina questioned.
"Dont question. Just drink." Sandor corrected.
"My drinks are alaays free." Davina countered. "Kev loves me."
Frank of course being frank loved the attention on him and only him so he was milking it.
"i followed the light and there was jesus. he enveloped me in his arms. he was warm... like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker." frank said making lip laugh.
"Please you are not getting to heaven. We all know you went to hell." Davina corrected bluntly.
"I take it they're gone?" ian asked coming to davina she looked him over.
"Honey what happened?" Davina questioned seeing the bruises on his face.
"Fight club?" Sandor questioned. Ian shrugged "little punk from the store? You went after him." Sandor realized.
"What? What punk?" Davina demanded. "Ian who did this?"
"Its fine dav. I worked something out." Ian assured walking to the bar and getting a drink.
"Frank is singing, its time to head off.'' Davina decided grabbing sandors hand. "Thanks for helping with this fake murder."
"Anytime." Sandor assured. "How did you get the imp to agree to letting us off tonight?"
"Oh fuck."
"You didnt and... we are late." Sandor realized.
"Dont dilly dally, fake deaths- You think Tyrion will let me have the night off for my dads fake funeral?"
"He knows how much you hate your father so I'm going to go with no." Sandor countered.
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"I can never take a bath." Davina remarked. "We dont have the hot water or the time for someone to just, relax."
"And now?'' sandor questioned kissing her neck.
"It's nice. Relaxing. All I need is a drink and my man."
"We are not both fitting in there." Sandor corrected. "But I can get you a drink." He kissed her again before he got up. The door clicked closed and Davina closed her eyes sinking down into the warmth, the door clicked back open and davina glance over to see Gregor.
Gregor barged into the bathroom stared down at davina while she awkwardly covered herself from the bathtub as he took the worlds longest piss. She shifted the bath curtain as he stared down at her hand on his cock a steady stream of urine. Davina coughed out an awkward choked breath hoping sandor would be back.
"What- Gregor!" Sandor demanded. Shake, flick, shoved back into his pants Gregor smirked before heading back out.
"Fucking hell." Sandor grumbled. "Im so sorry-"
"I need another drink." Davina decided before sandor even handed it off.
"Many." Sandor agreed.
"And suddenly baths are awful and disgusting."
"I'm so sorry." Sandor declared helping her up.
"Not your fault. Let me put some clothes on then that drink." She drank down the glass he handed to her.
"I'm not leaving your side in this house again." Sandor corrected.
Once dressed sandor poured them each a glass of bourbon. Davina watched the glass fill up, Sandor always gave a heavy pour.
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She took a sip, a smile curved her lips.
"Couch? Movie? Pop corn and beer." Sandor offered kissing her neck. She nodded laying back on the couch. The movie started playing but davina turned in sandors arms ignoring the film and kissing him instead.
They were halfway through the movie when thendoor slammed open. Gregor came back down blood on his hands that night, Davina was on the couch with Sandor, his father was asleep after chemo and Gregor was shouting. Sandor's grip tightened on Davina.
"I got you," sandor assured glaring back at his brother. davina didnt remember falling asleep but her body was heavy and her eyes peeled open to a distant roar of sirens.
Davina remembered waking up to sierns. The police kicking the door down. Sandor didnt seem surprised, he pointed up the stairs.
"Hey Tony." Davina whispered whipping at her eyes.
"Gregor clegane, You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."
"ABout damn time." Sandor chuckled as Gregor was wrestled out.
"You have the right to an attorney.-"
"Careful with him, he's a slimy one." Sandor remarked.
"If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you."
"What did he do?" Davina questioned.
"Doesnt matter he always slips out of chains." Sandor grumbled. "My father will bail him out with every last penny he has."
"Your father isnt in the right state of mind for such things." Davina countered. Sandor smiled flipping her over on the couch.
