Shameless / Sandor Clegane

11. Problem Solved

Reputation to Protect out now!

"Hey, V?" Fiona shouted.

"I'm in the bathroom!"

"Hey, I'm in a bit of a jam. Can you watch him for 15 minutes?" Fiona reasoned.

"Damn, Fi, you see I'm in the middle of doing my..." Veronica countered.

"Thanks. Okay, sure." Fiona agreed putting the stolen baby down and running out.

"Hey, Li...!" Veronica began as she looked to a very white baby. "Who the fuck are you?"

"What the fuck is going on?" Davina demanded.

"Debbie stole a baby. we have to figure out how to return it." fiona told them.

"wait, what?" Davina countered not sure if she was hearing fiona correctly or the lack of sleep because that didnt make any sense at all.

"Debbie stole a baby?" lip asked, a laugh stuck on his lips.

"Your family is the reason for the sirens." Sandor agreed.

"yeah." steve agreed.

"why?" ian asked.

"Where is Debbie? Who is this baby?" Davina questioned. "Why take a baby! LIke a real baby?"

"it's Debbie." fiona replied simply and that did explain things.

"I did not see that coming." lip declared.

"Fucking hell, just give it back." Davina suggested.

"Yeah, can't we just give it back?" lip agreed.

"i wish we could. it's too late now." steve corrected.

"wow." lip drawled out.

"Fi, what do we do?" Davina questioned.

"find carl and get home now." fiona told them.

"yeah." lip agreed as they brought the water heater over to the house.

"Fi where is the baby?"

"In safe hands." Fiona offered.

"Your family is awesome." Sandor decided.

"Don't encourage them." Davina corrected.

"we need to get your story straight for the police. why did you take the boy?" fiona questioned once everyone was back home sitting around the table.

"He was crying for his mom and his mom wasn't around." Debbie told them.

"Did you try to find his mom?" Davina asked.

"No, he was crying and nobody cared. so I took him." debbie declared confidently.

"you can't say that. what's wrong with you?" fiona demanded.

"Hey, hey, fi." steve coed, trying to calm her down. Davina ran a hand through her hair as she stood up.

"You know what, Deb?" Davina let out a long slow breath, they had to figure this out. "Was he inside or outside of the yard when you grabbed him?" Davina asked.

"inside." Debbie replied.

"then how did you get him out?" Lip asked.

"I waved a snickers bar at him." Debbie admitted.

"Twix would work for me." Davina admitted.

"did anybody see you?" ian asked, giving davina a side eye glance.

"i don't think so." Debbie answered. "I just ran." debbie added.

"that wasn't suspicious." fiona murmured.