Shameless / Sandor Clegane

18. Two Testicles Between You

"I thought we were getting dressed?" Sandor mused as Davina pushed him back onto the bed.

"We are getting undressed first." Davina corrected  straddled his legs. His hands went to her ass. "Your family..." he rasped against her moans as he undid her bra.

"Nothing they havent heard from Fi or Lip or random people on the subway," davina assured. "Just keep your lips on mine to keep me quiet."

"I can do that." Sandor agreed.

"Dont rip these." She breathed back as his hands went back to her ass her lace panties he gave them a little tug before flipping her over to the bed. She lifted her legs up and he slid them off his eyes stuck on her cunt as his hands trailed up her legs. She opened her legs wide pulling him in as he threw her panties across the room.

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"All right, Frank, I am ready." Sheila declared.

"You're coming, Mom?" Karen questioned.

"Yes, I'm coming." She agreed as Karen mouthed to Lip 'She's not going anywhere.'

"I've got my purse and my gift and my gloves and my selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor and my monoamine oxidase inhibitor." Sheila agreed. "I have my anti-anxiety disco biscuits. And I am ready to go. I am really ready...." Sheila took a step outside and the world was scary to Sheila, it was unfortunate considering what a lovely woman she was, she was a good mother, naïve but good to the Gallahgers, she would have had fun. Shelia ran back in closing the door hyperventilating, Karen handed Shelia her meds and some water helping her drink it.

"I'll just get you a piece of cake, Mom." Karen offered.

"That would just be..." Shelia panted out. "...wonderful, sweetheart." sheila agreed. "There's just so much I've gotta get done here..."

"Thanks for being here." Davina remarked. 

"I wouldnt miss it." Sandor had never felt like he had a family before, he hated his family, sure he came when his father beckoned but he didnt like his family, not like Davina loved her family. 

"May daily problems never cause you undue anxiety, nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives, but may your hearts' first desire be always the good things waiting for you in the life of heaven. Amen."

"Amen!" everyone echoed. 

"You may kiss the bride." Father pete declared. 

The bar cheered out for Veronica and Kevin as they kissed, married once and for all, the papers would just never get filed. Thanks a lot Kevins first bitch wife. Davina ran to Kevin hugging him from behind, he laughed picking her up and spinning her around. 

"I'm married!" Kevin declared. 

"No shit!" Davina agreed. "God Vee you are a princess, where is your prince charming? I only see Kev."

"Hardy, har, har, Dav." Kevin agreed. 

"Dav he is my prince!" Veronica assured. 

"Aweee you two make my lovesick!" Davina declared.  Frank stopped the music and Davina rolled her eyes.

"He makes everything about him." Davina murmured. "I'm sorry in advance." 

"it's fine." Kevin assured. 

"Uh, folks, let's face facts." Frank remarked.

"Frank, not now. Not ever. This is Kev and Vee's day." Davina begged.

"When it comes to good things, most of 'em come in pairs like your favorite jeans, new socks and Kevin and Veronica. And as it turns out, most people's testicles." Frank went on.

"Gods." Davina murmured.

"So here's to the happy couple, Kevin, Veronica, may you always only have two testicles between ya. L'chaim!"

"L'chaim!" They echoed out.

"Oh... oh, sweetheart, may the good Lord watch over you in your new home." Kevin and Veronica shared a happy look at Veronica's mother handed out a check.

"Oh, thank you, Mama. Thank you...." Veronica opened it up and stared down at the number flabbergasted. "$500?! Are you fucking kidding me?" Kevin smiled though, kissing Veronica.

"We're gettin' a Barbie house, baby!" Kevin declared.

"Hey, lady friend, where the hell is my cake?" Veronica questioned.

"Steve is supposed to be here with the damn thing." Fiona murmured.

"That's the trouble with the exciting ones." Veronica remarked. "The unpredictability is what makes them so exciting, but it's also what makes them so damned unpredictable." Davina looked to Tony.

"He may not be Steve, but he's here." Davina offered. "Sandor is here. Early too. Helped set up."

'Should have asked Sandor to get my cake." Veronica muttered.

"He is dependable." Davina agreed. "Excuse me... Sandor," Davina remarked moving back to him. "Do you wanna dance?"

"With you? Always." Sandor agreed spinning her around. Fiona went outside to check for steve she couldn't believe him.

"You're late..." Fiona barked at the screeching of tires.

"FI! Get in here!" Davina shouted.

"Okay, Gallaghers, you're the only family I got, so let's put this on film, huh?" Veronica instructed stepping up the camera. Davina shifted Liam on her hip.

"SMILE!" Davina instructed pulling Sandor in.

"Ahhhh how long am I smiling for?" Carl questioned.

"Wait... Is it on?" Kevin questioned.

"It's on. It's on, it's on." Veronica assured. Davina bounced Liam lightly to keep his focus on the camera.

"Did it go? It's not on. Go get..." Veronica moved forward and the flash went on.

"Aaaahh!" The gallaghers all made a noise indistinguishable able as Veronica got out of frame.

"Fuck it." She grumbled. "Set it up again, here we go."

"Ready? Okay. Here we go."

"Wait, where's Lip?" Davina questioned as the camera went off. 

"Davina!" 

"Sorry! Do it again!"