airports // 5sos au

xlii. character answers

Hello friends :-)

First, thank you for sending in questions, this was really cool to write, so thank you!! Y'all are seriously the best and I love every single on you so so much.

Second, thANK YOU FOR GETTING AIRPORTS TO 7K READS OMG IM SO HAPPY RN THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING THE BOOK AND I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL LIKE IT!! I LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH

okay, on with the show amiright

Much love,

enobles

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E M I L Y

1. pls kiss luke😉

Emily: okay so i literally just accidentally kicked luke in the shin to keep him from seeing this question so i'd better get some bonus points or something for my obvious dedication.

and im trying omg we're just trying to find the right time and we always seem to get interrupted.

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A S H T O N

1. Stop being a pûssy and tell Meghan u love her

Ashton: Um, hello to you, too. Emily keeps shoving the laptop back to me, so I guess this question is for me.

Believe me, I wish I could tell Meg. It's just a little hard because I'm nervous and I don't want to ruin our friendship. Also, don't swear like that.

2. chill son u need balls too

Ashton: You guys, I have balls, trust me.

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M E G H A N

1. date ashton and make cute babies together

Meghan: luke wouldn't stop laughing as he gave this laptop, so i guess this question is for me. ashton's my best friend sooo that's kinda strange (and awkward), but thank you??

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L U K E

1. grow some balls and kiss her u idiot

Luke: for the record, i have balls (i promise) and i really want to kiss her omg so im working on it ;-)

(emily told me to delete the winky face and she's blushing hardcore but she's cute when she blushes so i won't delete it lol)

2. why are you have such long legs????

Luke: I'm pretty sure it's genetic. emily calls me a giraffe but i don't think I'm that tall, you know? maybe im normal height and everyone else is just below average.

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C H R I S

1. WHY KID??? U B RUINING A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP SON

Chris: I was told this question was for me, but whose relationship am I ruining? Is something up with Luke and Emily? Wait, are they even together?? God, nobody tells me anything...

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N O E L L E

1. what is your background. like why are you such a jerk

Noelle: I'm not a jerk. I mean, yeah, I've gone off a few times, but I've been dreaming of my wedding since I was like 6. This day just has to be perfect and it's not my fault if nobody else gets that.

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P A R K E R

1. where is your mother

Parker: momy livs neer the yello parc

Max: Parker's mom and I never got married and she found someone else after she had Parker. She moved in with her boyfriend (now husband) in a house across town and it's next to a park with a yellow playground that Parker likes.

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L U K E ' S

P A R E N T S

1. SLAY LIZ SLAY

Luke's Parents: Hello, Liz here! I'm not sure I quite understand the question (statement?) at hand. What do you want me to slay? Why am I killing something? Sorry for the confusion, I guess I just don't understand what you're trying to say.

Edited: I've called Luke and he and Emily said "slay" is used as a slang term to mean that someone's "killed it" or succeeded in something amazing. Thank you for recognizing my effort! It's very nice to have some recognition (besides the recognition on the "world's greatest mom" mug that Luke made and accidentally dropped on Mother's Day). Thank you!

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M E G H A N ' S

P A R E N T S

1. do you say oh my stars a lot

Meghan's Parents: Has Meghan told you about that? We've kind of gotten into the habit of saying that little phrase, so yes, we do say "oh my stars". It's quite funny, actually.

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A S H T O N ' S

P A R E N T S

1. how did you manage to birth a perfect son

Ashton's Parents: Hi, Anne Irwin here! I have to say, while my little Ashton is a great kid, he's far from perfect, I assure you. He's always leaving his laundry everywhere, playing his music loudly in his room, and he's the worst at cleaning his room. He does have a very kind heart, though, and that is more important than his messy habits.

Also, I was pumped full of pain-killers during labor, that's how I managed to get through birthing Ashton.

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E M I L Y ' S

P A R E N T S

1. who put the stick up your àss

Assistant to Mr. and Mrs. Smith: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Smith are currently busy with meetings in Istanbul, but if you really want to speak with them, I can see if I can schedule you an appointment with them at their downtown office location. Contact me again if you're interested in confirming a date for an appointment. Thank you for your message!