Person: what's your gender?
Ridd: fluid
Person: what does that mean?
Ridd: it means '$20, and I'll be anything you like~'
Nameless: no, that's just cause you're a slut-
Past Ridd: okay, so let me get this straight. you don't have a gender?
Nameless: correct
Past Ridd: and you don't have a name either?
Nameless: *nods*
Past Ridd: shit, dude. Then what do you have!?
Nameless: trauma-
Zok: oh my god! Are you okay!?
Nameless, covered in blood: it's not my blood
Zok: THEN WHO'S BLOOD IS IT!!?
Cil, exited: Nameless! you have no idea what just happened!
Nameless: nope
Zok: Ridd. Are you sleeping?
Ridd, obviously on their phone: ... Yeah. I'm having a fucking nightmare right now (sarcastic)
*after Nameless lost their eyes*
Zok: so, what happened?
Nameless: Wnah took my scythe and stabbed my eyes with it.
Zok: wow. I bet you didn't see that coming *quickly covers mouth*
Nameless: ...
Zok: I am so sorr-
Nameless: good one
Zok: oh no. We lost Ridd
Nameless: *sighs* I guess I have no choice
Zok: huh?
Nameless: I'm so gonna regret this later. *clears throat* I kinda want something up my ass!
Ridd: *appears ot of nowhere* I VOLUNTEER!!!!!
Ridd: *wearing sunglasses so no one can tell what they're looking at*
Nameless: ... Stop staring at my ass
Ridd: how could you tell I was looking at your ass!?
Nameless: your face is litteraly 10 centimeters away from it
Wnah: if you two don't do what I tell you to, I will-
Ridd: *sprays sour spray candy in his eyes*
Wnah: *screrams in agony*
Nameless: what was that?
Ridd: raspberry flavored
Loux: *explaining something that's complicated*
Ars: you know, you make some people feel really stupid
Loux: what people?
Ars: me-
Wold:I like my home as cold as my heart
Nameless: ... So you're homeless?
Wold: ...
Wold: listen here you little shi-
Ridd: so you were popular with girls when you were my age?
Geran: yeah
Ridd: damn. That must've sucked
Geran: why would that be bad?
Ridd: well, I assume it would be hell to be popular with a gender you're not attracted to
Geran: THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!?
Nameless: *experienced serious trauma from age 10 - 34, and litteraly rotting while still being alive and feelig the pain for 1000 years*
Also Nameless 90% of the time: >:3
Person: sorry if I'm a little weird
Agi, having to deal with Nameless's bullshit every day: oh. No worries
Ridd's dad: there are so many of those homosexuals and transgenders out there these days. Good thing you're not one of them
Ridd, who just found out that they're the god of sexuality, and is starting to question their gender and sexuality because of it: ... *nervously sips tea from their mug
*when Geran was younger*
Some guy: hey, girl. Who here is the most hansome guy?
Geran: me
The guy: wha-?
*whenever Ridd has to teach Cil*
Ridd: okay, so here's how you tie a tie
Ridd: step one: get your tie
Ridd: step two: NAMELESS-!!!
Hope you enjoyed <3
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The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots
FanfictionI will write different scenarios, character x character, and character x reader. most characters are gods please put any requests you might have in the comments :)
