Nameless: now I feel bad for your parents
Wnah: why?
Nameless: cause they had to raise you
Wnah: well at least they gave me a name!
Ailr: you might want to give up being. a vegetarian. Meat tastes great
Zok: I'm not a vegetarian-
Ridd: mhm. Well done. Now I'll teach you how to eat pussy-
Wold: now, let's see what kind of mood you're in this morning *eats Geran's cereal*
Geran: BRO
(Random funfact, my phone autocorrected 'Geran' to 'Grandma')
Ridd: do you wanna know how many times I've masturbated today?
Nameless: okay?
Ridd: 572 times
Ridd: I love hugs
Zok: me too
Ridd: I have a question for you. Do you like girls or boys?
Zok: both
Ridd: wanna fuck?
Someone trying to kill Ridd: any last words before I kill ya?
Ridd: do you know Joe?
Someone trying to kill Ridd: yeah. He's my dad... Why?
Ridd: JOE MAM- wait what?
Nameless: *dead*
Wnah: hahaha! It looks like I'll be able to get away with murder
Nameless: *comes back from the dead* think again, bitch
Ridd, talking about Zok: he looks so... peaceful. It's odd to think that his child is a mass murderer...
Nameless: you wanna hear another joke
Geran: yes
Nameless: you
Nameless: why'd you say that?
Ridd: hm? Isn't it normal to say goodbye when someone leaves?
Nameless: no one says 'prettyboy' in their farewell
Zok: *looks at Nameless's gun* where did you get THAT?
Nameless: my asshole
Zok: I don't know how to feel about that...
Nameless: I'm not interested in whatever romantic advances you may have for me
Nameless: I have a lot of mental disorders
Person: it shows
Ridd in the background: ooh. Are you kinkshaming now?
Ridd: the dirty stories aren't sexist. They're gay
Nameless: that seems like the appropriate amount of violence needed for the situation
Wold, after freezing Nameless: guess who can't move
Nameless: paralyzed people
Would: ... Well, that's certainly not wrong-
Nameless: shut up. I'm not cute. I'm dangerous
Ridd: jackpot
Cil: all of them. I avoid mushrooms like the plague
Ridd: aww. Poor baby. You need help~?
Nameless: I'm a grown ass person-
YOU ARE READING
The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots
FanfictionI will write different scenarios, character x character, and character x reader. most characters are gods please put any requests you might have in the comments :)
