Alioth: There we go. Nice and steady. How are you feeling?
Stratus: Pain
Wnah: You son of a whore
Ridd. I'm not a son of a whore. I am the whore
Azthe: Aww. We're out of small spoons :(
Wold: Just use a small spoon
Azthe: I would rather die. Thankfully, we have these other spoons
Wold: Those are the same size as the big-
Azthe: DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTISM
*If Nameless had a phone*
Zok, texting Nameless: Where are you?
Nameless, texting back: Grass
Zok: Did you know that women can get pregnant by having sex with a corpse?
Ridd: ... *Smirks*
Wold: You're cute, pretty, smart, and unique. What else could a god want?
Geran: I almost said 'someone of the opposite gender', but then I remembered
A god: *Is a child*
Zok: Knock knock
The god: Who's there?
Zok: Your new dad
Wnah: Hypocrites exists
Nameless: Congratulations
Wold: It's spelled 'y-o-u-r'
Nameless: I have been homeless for 5 fucking years
Cil: If you want to get over a fear, become obsessed with what you're afraid of. Learn as much as possible about it!
Cil: Unless you're afraid of the ocean. Then do anything but learn about it
Ridd: I dub thee *Places their hands on Yokz and Stratus' shoulders* B A L L S
Nameless: I thought they just misspelled 'brother', but apparently 'brothel' is a thing
Namleless: AND APPARENTLY, THAT THING IS A TYPE OF OLD SEX CLUBS
Wold: I'll get the winter nymphs on your ass
Wnah: Please don't...
YOU ARE READING
The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots
FanfictionI will write different scenarios, character x character, and character x reader. most characters are gods please put any requests you might have in the comments :)
