The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots

memes, but it's conversations/experiences I've had/heard

Zok: you should be glad you didn't have to shower at school
Nameless: why? You scared Imma drop the soap?
Ridd: I like dropping the soap 😏

Auti: why are there so many people here?
Wold: cause I'm so cool that I attract women
Geran: I'm not a woman though
Wold: even better

Person: I don't think anyone wants to know that you can get pregnant if you fuck a corpse
Nameless's mom: I do. Gotta stay safe

Nameless: *locks themself in a room*
*do you wanna build a snowman starts playing*
Ridd: Nameless? *knocks on the door*
Ridd, singing horribly on purpose: Do YoU wAnNa BuIlD a SnOwMaN? cOmE oN, LeT's Go AnD pLaY. i NeVeR sEe YoU aNyMoRe. CoMe OuT tHe DoOr. It'S lIkE yOu'Ve GoNe AwAy. We UsEd To Be BeSt BuDdIeS, bUt NoW wE'rE nOt. I wIsH yOu CoUlD tElL mE wHy-
Nameless: *unlocks the door* for fucks sakes-

Ridd: "oh, it was probably your Mom who taught you your first english word" no. It was fucking Lady Gaga

Ridd: *minding their own business*
Person, talking about Ridd: 69 hair
Ridd: ...
Ridd: at least they're original for once-

Zok: could you help me remove this knife please
His gf, looking at the knife that's deep in Zok's thigh: 😨

*after they had to listen to a 1 hour and 45 minutes long presentation*
Zok: I managed to pay attention to most of it, but not all
Nameless: I was barely able to pay attention at all. It was either too fast, not loud enough, or too boring
Ridd: I was on character ai-

Wnah: I didn't look like anyone in my family
Nameless: adoption

Wold: Wnah. Remember this? *holds up a whole bottle of soy sauce*
Wnah: *genuine fear*

Ridd: you want some ginger?
Nameless: no, no, no, no
Ridd: let me guess; you have trauma from ginger
Nameless: in a videogame, yes

Yokz: you want some seaweed?
Ars: no. I'm scared of the sea
Wnah: I'm scared of soy sauce

Me, trying to get people in my life to read this oneshot book: *shows people a drawing of Zok, cause all my friends simp for him* this man is 1.99 meters tall-

Ridd, thinking about all the gods who probably will end up together: damn, all ✨gay✨

Nameless: I have no idea what you just did, but good job

Wnah, scolding Cil for talking while he was saying something important: you can't pay attention at the same time as you're having a conversation! It's not possible!
Ridd, who's able to have a conversation, while listening to another conversation, and drawing: ...

Wnah and Nameless, being forced by Zok to be nice to each other: our relationship is so healthy and good
Zok: *leaves*
Nameless: fucking kill yourse-

Nameless and Ridd: *watching Hazbin Hotel*
Zok: *enters the room and starts watching with them when 'you didn't know' starts playing*
Lute (Hazbin Hotel character): He blew his shot like the COCKS in his mouth-
Zok, who thought it was a kid's show: *chokes on his drink*

Wold: *sends Ridd a picture of someone having a boner* me rn
Ridd: if ur horny, then masturbate
Ridd: that's what I do

Nameless: Ridd. Why the fuck are your headphones named 'Holy sounds for Gay Jesus'?

Loux: kindly tell him that if I have to come to work while I'm on my period, I will shove my hand up my vagina, rip out my ovaries and uterus, and beat the shit out of him with it.
Zok: 0-0

Ridd at the end of a presentation they had to preform in front of their class: now, I would have said more if school didn't start so early that it is the reason my sleep schedule is completely ruined, but unfortunately, I am not able to think properly, because I am so god damn tired.

Nameless: I smell like mentally unstable, and I am worse than the smell.

Ridd: I never expected my teacher to leave me on 'read', but here I am
*not even a year later*
Ridd: for fucks sakes, AGAIN!?

*me and my friends talking about my OCs*
Rory: I love mpreg. Don. Make it canon.
Me: I dunno. Most beings in my fantasy world makes offsprings through magic, and/or by laying eggs.
Rory: come on. Pleaseee!
Me: actually, now that I think about it, Ridd can shapeshift, so they could make it become reality in that world.
Rory: YESSS!!!!
(so, yeah. Ridd mpreg is canon now. Do what you want with that information.)