The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots

Memes

Many of these are basen on conversations I've had

Wold: People always ask me why i don't like being outside during summer, as if the musquitos aren't up my ass every 5 seconds
Geran: I thought you liked it up the ass
Wold: No. You like it up the ass. I'm 'it'

Nameless: I swear, if one more minor inconvenience happens, I'm going to cry

Me: Ailr kills Nameless right in front of Zok, which understandably causes him a lot of pain, cause they were the only biological family he had left who actually cared about him
Rory: I know. I'm gonna go cry about it in another room

Nameless, talking to Ridd: Not everyone within a 10 kilometer radius needs to know that you cum every time you win something

Ars: War is actually good, cause it kills people, which helps with overpopulation
Zok: ... Holy shit, that's actually a good point

Zok: Hey. It's okay to cry
Cil: Then why don't I ever see you cry?
Zok: Cause I'm the exception to that rule-

Zok: Wnah. Go to sleep
Wnah: no >:(
Zok: Wold. Can you help me get Wnah to sleep?
Wold: *thumbs up*
Wnah: Wait, NO-

Nameless: I need to rum
Cil: Run!
Ridd: I think they need both

Azthe: I just poisoned the entire ocean :3

Loux: I want my period GONE. Permanently. And the only way for me to do that before I'm 25 is uterus deletius

Ridd: Only half of what I took is illegal

Wnah: why is the pen blushing?
Geran: Motherfucker, that's a paintbrush!

Ridd trying to explain science: Why does this happen? I don't know. But my main theory is MAGIC

Nameless, talking to past Ridd after telling him that he's a god: Start training those chicken legs of yours

Agi: Guess what I am doing
Gox: What?
Agi: just converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. Just the usual
Gox: really? Me too. I wish I could stop
Agi: same

Nameless on drugs: Oh gods- GAY JESUS!?

Rory: Wait. Is Azthe a girl or a boy?
Me, literally their creator: I have no idea

If my grandma on mom's side was interested in learning about my OCs:
*we're argueing about gender again*
Grandma: I just don't think trans women are real women, or trans men are real men. Non binary is made up
Me: ... Right. Um, Which one of my OCs were your favotitte again?
Grandma: Gilliy, of course
Me: ... I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this-

How I write my other OCs' deep/romantic quotes: *combination of different fancy words forgotten during the medieval time period, that forms the deepest or the most romantic quotes known to mankind*
How I write litteraly almost anything Nameless says: Wat r words?

Nameless: *Actually says something serious*
Everyone else: What the fuck? You can do that?

Me: *makes a joke about drawing Zok oiled up for 20 kr*
Rory: I have 20 kr
Me: ... I'll get my pencils-

Ridd: Being a mysogonistic man is so gay
Ridd: Like, why do you hate women so much?
Ridd: You want cock instead?