I have been cursed to listen to some fuckass in my class whistle as I am writing this. Someone plz end my suffering
Cil: Buddy, we've had a conversation about this. Don't. Eat. The. Paper.
Zok's gf to Zok: I'll make sure you're the dead body I fuck
Nameless: Look. I don't mind having beef with gods, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT ANYTHING THAT'S IN WATER
Ridd: Boi, he got the money and my ass
Cil: I don't wanna breathe! I want candy!
Nameless: I can't struggle with mental health if I'm dea-
Wold to Nameless: You are a walking mentally unstable
Geran: I'm gonna make a petition to make it illegal to whistle in class. Let's bring back the death penalty!
Ridd, buying toys for Buddy: He's getting BALLS
Ailr, coming up with ideas before creating the world: The demigod of jellyfish is a dragon
Buddy if he could talk: Little birdie. I wanna eat it-
Ridd: Ryuk, daddy, Ryuk
Nameless: I fuck people up, but in a positive way
Ars: If I touch a bunch of radioactive stuff, will my hands become a deadly weapon?
Nameless: Survival? It's not just a hobby. It's a lifestyle
Ridd: Okay, this blood is expired
Agi: I have the best weapon. Religion. Amen
Loux: There are two reasons I chose this haircut. 1: It looks cool. 2: It hides my big ass forehead-
Ridd: Yeah, cause I have a special interest in Finland
Zok: Only a fool would go somewhere without the chargers to their electronics. And I have done that many times-
YOU ARE READING
The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots
FanfictionI will write different scenarios, character x character, and character x reader. most characters are gods please put any requests you might have in the comments :)
