The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots

Ridd trying to have the talk with Cil

"Ridd?" a small voice said. Ridd turned around to look at Cil. "Hey. What's up, kiddo?" They asked. "What are those weird sounds that comes from inside your room when you're having a sleepover?" Cil asked. "Weird sounds- ooohhh. That. You hear that?" Ridd asked. "Yeah. What are you doing with those people? Do they hurt you?" Cil asked. "Not in a bad way." Ridd mumbled. "Well, I guess it's best if I just tell you the truth. Alright. Sit down." Ridd and Cil sat down.

"Okay, so when two people love each other very much, romantically, they sometimes do some kind of... I guess you could call it a ritual." Ridd started. "This ritual is often done in bed, but it can be done wherever." "What is the purpose of the ritual?" Cil asked. "Well, it is meant to just be to create babies, but it is also done just for the pleasurable feeling." Ridd answered. "YOU'RE PREGNANT!?" Cil asked. "No-" Ridd answered, trying not to laugh. 

"I wear protection." "Why do you need that? Is the ritual a fight?" Cil asked. "I mean, it can be- but no. I wear a specific kind of protection that are specifically made for the ritual to avoid pregnancy and some diseases. The protection is called condoms." Ridd informed. "What does it look like?" Cil asked. Ridd pulled a condom from their pocket, and opened it. "This is a condom." Cil looked at it with a confused expression. "Why does it look like that? And how do you wear it?" He asked. Ridd demonstrated by putting the condom on their finger. "Oh. So it's like a balloon? Why do you wear it on your finger?" Cil asked. "It's actually supposed to be worn on a penis, but I'm not pulling that out in front of a child. The shape of my finger is close enough." Ridd answered.

"But why do you do the pregnancy ritual if you don't want to get pregnant?" Cil asked. "Because of the pleasure. It feels good." Ridd answered. "So it doesn't hurt?" Cil asked. "It does sometimes, but some people like that, and the pleasure often makes up for it." Ridd answered. Cil thought for a few seconds. 

"Can you show me how it's done?" Cil asked. "I'll be right back." Ridd walked to another room, and came back with a sausage and a doughnut. "Is it lunch time already?" Cil asked. "No. I'm using these to show you. But you can have the doughnut after." Ridd replied before sitting down. "Okay. Imagine this doughnut is any hole that a person has down there, and that the sausage is either a penis or finger." "Okay." Cil said. "This is how the ritual is done." Ridd said as they started moving the sausage in and out of the doughnut. They did so for a few seconds before stopping. "Do you understand now?" Ridd asked. "Yeah." Cil answered. He didn't actually understand. He just wanted the doughnut. "Alright. Here." Ridd gave Cil the doughnut, and Cil started eating it. Ridd started eating the sausage.

"Does the jokes you make abot the number 69 have anything to do with it?" Cil asked. Ridd choked on a piece of sausage. "Y-yeah." They answered. "Can you explain? I want to understand your jokes so I can laugh with you." Cil asked. "Well... sometimes, the doughnut is the mouth, or the sausage a tounge. That's called 'oral'. There is a position where both does oral on each other that's called 69." Ridd said. 

"There you are, Cil." Another voice said. Ridd and Cil turned their heads to where the voice came from, and saw Zok standing there. He came up to them. "What are you two doing?" He asked. "Talking." Ridd answered nervously. "What are you talking about?" Zok asked. "Doughnuts and sausages!" Cil said. "That's certantly an interesting combination." Zok said before lifting up Cil. "It's lunch time soon. Do you want to help me make your lunch?" He asked. "Yes!" Cil said happily. 

"Hey, Zok?" Cil asked. "Yeah?" "Did you ever do the pregnancy ritual with that human you liked?" Cil asked. "The pregnanc-?" Zok stopped walking. "Oh, you mean that. Well... I guess I did a few times. Why?" "I'm just curious." Cil said. "What hole did you put your peepee in?" "Cil, you're too young for this-"