Azthe: *holds Cheesecake in front of a mirror* Look at your shame
Cheesecake: ... *looks at Azthe*
Azthe: *dramatic gasp* You little shi-
Nameless: I regret living...
Nameless: Besides, your window was open. That's like an invitation to come inside
Past Ridd: This is the 3rd floor!
Nameless: Your point?
Wold: I'm just ice and snow. There's nothing dangerous about that
Balc: hypothermia
*the difference between the 2nd and last personality ideas I had for Wnah*
2nd Wnah: Don't let the gays love!
Last Wnah: Don't let anyone love!
Demigod of piracy: Listen here, you gay spined fuck-!
Demigod of cannibalism: Gay spined?
Demigod of piracy: I mean, it's not straight
Demigod of cannibalism: ... Fair enough
Nameless: Leave me and my garlic bread alone, slut!
*if Azthe went to school*
Teacher: Today, we are going to write about what we like
Azthe: Oh. This will be easy
*10 minutes later*
Azthe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHY DO I LIKE BURGERS?'!? I EAT IT, AND I LIKE IT!
Person: How do you think people know when to end a conversation?
Nameless: When the other one leaves and says goodbye
Person: Yeah, but how do you think people know when to say goodbye?
Nameless: When they want to leave, or have to leave
Person: Wrong. When they start using words like 'ok', 'anyways', and 'well', that's your sign to say goodbye
Nameless: ... What the fuck?
Demigod of addiction: I need coke
Nameless: The drug or the soda?
Demigod of addiction: Both
Nameless: I got the drug and some money
Demigod of addiction: Well you know what we gotta do, right?
Nameless: Buy coke?
Demigod of addiction: No. We steal coke
Nameless: Genius
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The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots
FanfictionI will write different scenarios, character x character, and character x reader. most characters are gods please put any requests you might have in the comments :)
