The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots

Memes

*when Zok revealed himself to be Nameless' dad*
Nameless: wait, you're my dad!?
Zok: yeah
Nameless: what!? I have a dad!? And it's you!? You who's been with be since I was 10!? You birthed me!?
Zok: no- that was your mom
Nameless: I HAVE A MOM!?

Ridd: his bike ain't the only thing I wanna ride 😏
Nameless: oh my gods, Ridd, stop being horny

Person: behold, the almighty gaybrella *opens a rainbow umbrella* may the homosexual tendencies protect us
Ridd, watching from the gods realm: I will, lmao

Ridd: okay, hear me out
Loux: no
Ridd: why not?
Loux: he has a boring personality, and he's a man
Ars: you don't count, Loux. You're a lesbian

Ars: see? Beating kids is the solution
Zok: Ars, no-

Ridd: it's blessed by the best and most powerful god. Lady Gaga

Azthe: can't hide from the autism

Zok: what makes people feel loved?
Ridd: BDSM
Zok: ... Well, that's not wrong-

Me: *talks about my OCs on tiktok*
Some random person: no one cares about your gacha OCs 💀
Me: *laughs in writer and artist*

Azthe: *trows paper in the 'everything' trash*
Alioth: *points to the paper trash*
Azthe: ... I have glasses for a reason

*when Nameless escaped from the place they were sent to rot*
Wnah: seriously!? How many of you freaks do I have to fight!?
Nameless: oh, I'm the only one that matters. You see, you messed with my friends, and now, I'm going to FUCK YOU!!
Wnah: 👁👄👁
Ridd: 😏
Me, writing it: well this just got interesting
(Yes, it's a Hazbin Hotel reference)

Geran: I swear, if Nameless doesn't fucking kill Ailr soon, I'm gonna get Ridd to make it possible for men to get pregnant, and make a FUCKING ARMY WITH WOLD TO TAKE HER DOWN

Me: if I had a nickel for every OC I have who's literally a walking corpse who eventually bangs someone, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that I have two

When Zok first met his gf:
His gf: I've never seen anything as beautiful as you
Zok: ...
Zok: blink twice if you need help-

Lucien: I'll get the river nymphs on your ass!
Wnah: please don't. It's bad enough with Wold

Lucien: I  E A T  K I D S

Ridd when someone wrongs them or someone they care about: That's it! I'm getting the shit tons of glitter!

Alioth when Ailr sent the demigods away to somewhere Zok couldn't get to them: ... did we just become fatherless

Nameless to Ailr: me fighting is actually helping with the world issues that you pretend to care about

Zok: you can't always be picking fights
Nameless: why not? Their faces are just asking to be pummeled

Loux: and I ded
Ridd: not if I ded first
Zok: why am I friends with suicidal gods?
Loux: cause we cool
Ridd: and gay

Zok, teasing: you think you can just pull a cheesy pickup line on a god?
Zok'gf: I pulled said god by calling him a twink

Wnah: but you know what they say about too much comfidence
Ridd: I'm sure you've heard it a lot

If Agi met Lucien:
Lucien: tell me. How do you feel about being so close to a god? Standing alone in a secluded clearing with a god
Agi: ... uncomfortable-

Nameless: a lot of kinks are just stimming and sensory seeking behaviour
Ridd: ... *looks at Zok*
Ridd: that explains a lot

Agi: gods give me patience for this
Person: *purpusly annoying Agi*
Agi: you know what? Fuck it. NAMELESS GIVE ME THE STRENGHT TO KILL A BITC-