Azthe: I swear, if you play Eminem right now, I will poison the Christmas meal grandma makes so half our mutual family fucking dies
Azthe: ... Should I make fanfiction of atoms?
Nameless: I know damn well you did not just say we're gonna do something I changed class to avoid doing again
Demigod of addiction: There is only is gender. It's called 'please gods why?'
Past Ridd: Am I in love, or do I just find her aesthetically attractive???
Ridd: *sees someone with green hair* Ooo! Beetlejuice! *sees another person with green hair* Oh my gods, he had a child-
Ailr: I am nice to my allies, so I'm a good person
Ridd: So if you abuse someone to suicide-
Ailr: That wouldn't be my problem
Nameless: If I do it, it fucking will be
Gox: I don't know. I think you've been in a better mood since you started painkillers
Loux: Maybe cause I started healing from severe fucking depression at that time
Nameless: *gets their arm stuck* Shit...
Nameless: I know how to get out of this, but it'll take a while for me to cut through my flesh and bones
Octavia: You mean 'oil your arm'?
Nameless, holding a knife to their stuck arm: ... No?
*If Wold could hear the playlist I made for him (on shuffle ofc)*
*'Welcome To Horrorwood' ends*
Wold: This is pretty good
*'Let It Go' starts playing*
Wold: You gotta be fucking-
Gilliy: Loux! I got this book we can read together!
Loux: That's really nice of you, but you know I'm blind
Gilliy: I know. That's why I learned braille, and made a copy of it in braille so we can both read together!
Loux, already ordering wedding dresses: Oh, okay-
Azthe, playing with Cheesecake: *babyvoice* Who's a good kitty? You are! My cute little baby! I love you so much-
Lucien, recording: Pft
Azthe: Lucien- GET BACK HERE! DELETE THAT!
Lucien: *runs away*
Please someone give me a plot and/or a ship dynamic I can work with (reminders of certain ones doesn't count)! I'm getting desperate!
YOU ARE READING
The Child Without A Name (novel series I'm working on) oneshots
FanfictionI will write different scenarios, character x character, and character x reader. most characters are gods please put any requests you might have in the comments :)
