Alex: *taps onto microphone* Okay testing, testing. 1, 2, 3..........alright. Hello and welcome everybody to this random and quite honestly unexpected event! I'm your host, Alex Mustang. And joining me is my co-host,*looks to his left* ........................why did it have to be you?
Kiana: Shut up shrimp! Anyways....*clears her throat and faces the camera* I'm the uber-genuis and future greatest S-Rank Valkyrie of all time, Kiana!
Alex: Hey. Don't blatantly lie on the air.
Kiana: I am NOT lying! Can we just get back on track now!?
Alex: Alright alright. So, you all are probably wondering why me and Kiana are suddenly on this position right? Well allow me to explain. An organizer who wishes to remain anonymous for whatever reason has set up a Hunger Games simulation with us in it and it seems that he has chosen me and Kiana to be the main commentators for the event.
Kiana: What's a Hunger Games anyway? Is it an eating contest?
Alex: No. It's more like, a battle royale. Last to survive wins.
Kiana: Aww....
Alex: Anyways,*pulls out a piece of paper* according to this information that the organizer left me, they unfortunately could only get fourteen of us to be in the event and since there's twelve teams of two, that means that we take up seven of the twelve teams.
Kiana: So then what about the remaining five teams?
Alex: According to the organizer they're all filled with guest participants. Huh, that's interesting.
Kiana: Hold on. We don't even know who the teams are at all yet.
Alex: Nope. But I've just received word that they're gonna be revealing the teams now.
Kiana: *prayed to herself* Please let me be with Mei.
Alex: Okay here we go. Introducing the first three teams.
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Alex: Huh. With Bronya.
Kiana: Hah! You're stuck with Bratnya and I got Mei! Yes!
Bronya: Kiana Idiotka will hold Mei back from winning.
Kiana: Nu-uh!
Alex: When did you.............nevermind. Anyways, onto teams four through six.
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