Trouble in paradise (official)

Chapter 60 "Then leave."😈👿🔥

"Yeoboseyo?"

"Lani!!!"

"Oh Hi Zuzuuu."

"Don't—- get off of my phone with that bullshit."

"What?! You don't like my Korean?"

"Why does it always take you three years to answer the damn phone?! I've been calling you all night."

"I'm playing hard to get. I thought men liked that kind of stuff."

"I'd rather jump in a blender."

She scoffs. "Then do it, shit." She shrugs and tosses the phone on the bed and grabs a bottle of lotion from the dresser. "I was in the shower, God. What do you want anyway?"

"Wait!" He stopped and stared at the painting on the wall. "Why are you yelling at me?"

"Because!" She sighed and grumbled under her breath. "I'm tired. It's late here and you're yelling. What do you want?"

"Well. Thanks to you, I had a weird ass fucking dream!" Sanzu paced the floor of his hotel room, walking a groove into the rug.

"Me?!" She said aghast.

"Yes you?!"

"I don't see how a dream about me could be bad. Sounds like a party."

"Yeah maybe if it was just that! But you put that gay shit in the air and now my dreams are fucked up. WHY DID RAN TRY TO FUCK ME?!"

The bottle slips out of her hand and flips a few times while she tries and fails to catch it. It bounces onto the floor and stops in front of her dresser. "WHAT?!" She exclaimed. "What did you just say?!"

"Don't fucking laugh! It's not funny! What kind of shit are you wishing on me?"

"I mean did he try to spread you open or like—," she couldn't stop laughing. She tried to cover her mouth so he couldn't hear her voice, but she got lotion on her face and started to laugh again.

"I hate you. I hate you so fucking much!"

"Why?! I didn't do anything." She didn't even finish her sentence before the giggles took over again.

"Because! He snuck in while I was fucking you! So now I feel like you were in on it. You tried to set me up, didn't you? Trying to live out one of your yaoi fantasies. Consent is necessary Lani!"

"No. Now why would I set you up like that? You sure he was trying to fuck you and not trying to get a little dp?"

"Stop fucking playing with me, Lani. Even if he was, he was way too close to my ass." He rolled his eyes and sat on his bed. "But we'll never know now."

"Why is that?"

"Because I shot him!"

"Shot—- RNRRRR. You shot Ran?!"

"Fucking right! I really wish y'all would stop acting like I don't kill people. I have never been nor will I probably ever be stable."

"Where'd the gun come from?"

"Why do you keep fucking with me?"

"You said you were fucking me right?"

"Right."

"Naked?"

"Obviously."

"So—-Where'd you pull the gun from?" She rubbed the last bits of lotion into her skin and walked towards the mirror.

"Remind me to put you through a wall when I see you again."

"Ooh, you promise?" She smiled, tucking a stray curl beneath her bonnet.