"RISE AND SHINE, TIME TO GET UP!" Hanma bursts into Lani's bedroom, swinging the door wide open with such force that it nearly comes off its hinges. Kakucho follows, his eyebrows raised as he surveys the door's mangled state.
"Shuji! What the fuck?!" Lani whines.
"Time to get up." Hanma strides over to her window and with a swift motion, flings the curtains wide open. Lani squints, immediately pulling her blanket over her head to shield herself from the intrusive morning light. "You've been holed up in here for long enough, it's time to seize the day baby!"
He yanks the blanket off her.
"Oh fuck off!"
"I will when you get up."
"You can't just break people's doors down Hanma!" Nai yelled.
"Stop talking and get up." Kakucho grips onto Nai's arm and drags her out the bed. "I made you something downstairs."
"Okay! Wait, don't just grab me, Kaku," He picks her up and tosses her over his shoulder, "Ahh—hold on!"
"Didn't I say stop talking?"
"What part of we want some space are you guys not getting?!" Lani shouts at Hanma as he opens up her drawers, digging through them. He pulls out a bunch of clothes, tossing them on the bed. "Are you listening to me, Hanma? Heeelllllloooo?!"
"Nope. Oh hey, are these new?!" He holds up a pair of pink lacy panties. Resisting the urge to put them over his head, he instead brings them up to his nose and inhales deeply.
"Ouch!"
"YOU SHITHEAD! LEAVE MY PANTIES ALONE," she yells, throwing her alarm clock at his head.
"Baby......that hurt," he pouts, rubbing the back of his head.
"Maybe next time you will listen to me———"
"Yea yea. I almost forgot how cute you are in the morning."
With a wicked grin, Hanma effortlessly swept her off her feet, carrying her under his arm like a briefcase as he dragged her out of the room. Her curses only made him laugh more, as he continued his way downstairs. When they finally reach the kitchen, he playfully drops her ass onto a bar stool, where she lands with a huff, right next to Nai.
"Tah -dah!"
"What———what is this?" Lani frowned.
The girls gazed upon their beautiful breakfast spread. Before them lay a stack of golden pancakes, each one as fluffy as a cloud. Crispy strips of bacon draped over the top like a cute little ribbon. Meanwhile, on a plate beside the pancakes, two perfectly fried eggs with sunshine-yellow yolks glisten, ready to be devoured. The girls were impressed they were able to put this together.
"Wow, this is so——— cute!"
Nai goes to open her phone up to take a photo of her cute breakfast and notices her phone is off. She tries to restart it, but nothing is working.
"Hey, Lani? Is your phone working?"
She looks down at her phone and tries to turn it on."No. Wait what the hell?"
"You like strawberries on your waffles, right?" Hanma said, setting down a plate in front of Lani.
"What did you do to our phones, asshole?"
"Oh? Is it not working?" He asked.
"You know it's not fucking working!"
"Oh.... Well, that's too bad. You want some syrup?"
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Trouble in paradise (official)
Fanfiction"In a twist of fate, two ordinary girls find themselves transported to the perilous world of Tokyo Revengers , a high-stakes anime adventure that defies imagination. After an impulsive purchase of a mysterious mirror from an antique shop, their live...
