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100k + 1 year : virgin nerd / (un)remember me

published april 7, 2024. 13975 words
au

The other jocks and I were situated at our assigned cafeteria table during lunch. We shared random things as always, cracking up jokes, and talking shit about specific people.

Our circle consists of Choi Soobin, Kang Taehyun, and Choi Yeonjun, my closest friends in the whole school, and probably in the whole world.

And then there was me.

Hwang Yeji.

A girl.

Despite having fucking breasts, I have similar traits with the boys, which is what includes me. I'm hung like a horse, I'm called a player, rude by staff, socially intelligent myself, athletic, chiseled like a Greek god, and to top it all off cocky.

And so we do everything together, from comparing dick sizes to sharing girls in bed.

All we do is girls. They come up to us and stick like glue, and one after the other, we fuck those "targets."

"She was dry as fuck, though," Taehyun complains about one we may or may not know about.

"She was all up on me, wetter than a waterfall," Soobin replies, half-shrugging with nothing left to suggest.

"It hasn't even been a day," I say with a perk to my eyebrow. It was only Monday and last weekend was fucking unforgettable with back-to-back parties if it weren't for the liquor.

"And?"

I sigh and scan the lunchroom before bringing the conversation to another level. "How about the cheerleaders? They're always around us, yet we don't touch 'em," I suggest. Honestly, I wanted to take a chance with one of them, and I have no idea why I never did. I'm 100% sure they'd drop to their knees before I even propose something, so it was a win-win.

"'Cause if one of us fucks with them wrong, we're done for," Yeonjun jokes and makes the whole table chuckle.

"Okay. So? Don't be shitty in bed, then."

I look around to the cheerleaders once more and land on one I've never noticed before. This girl was sitting with the group but kept a distance, like she had no interest in their conversation.

"What about her?"

This girl has glasses, has a book in her hand, and most definitely sticks to the same hairstyle every single day. Maybe that's why I don't know her. She has no social ego and focuses on nothing but school and her grades.

But that's what interests me.

"Yeji, she looks like about to reject you outta her studies," said Taehyun, and everybody laughed again. He was exaggerating at this point by the way he was slamming his fist onto the table, laughing so hard that the sound echoed in the cafeteria.

I punch his shoulder in embarrassment as I'm also upset by his assumption. "Shut the fuck up, bro."

"C'mon, though, the nerd? You really want that loser, nerd?" he asks and curiously looks at the girl himself.

"Yeah," I say with full confidence. "I bet you I can get a night with her. You never know the quiet ones... Gotta have good pussy."

"That's crazy. Out of all of them, you choose her?" he laughs.

"Damn, besides here, the only time I've seen her is during the games. Who the fuck even is that?" Soobin wonders out loud.

"I don't know, but I'm 'bout to find out," I declare and mischievously grin as my brain swirls with ideas on how to approach her. "I got it."