Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Come to the Hazbin Hotel

Another cleanse of the year came and went, every year Heaven sends Fallen Angels down to Hell and wipes out a few demons and hell beasts from Hell to make room for more arrivals. This helps with overpopulation by slaughtering as many demons as possible. As long as the demons stay inside, they won't get killed, permanently. It won't be another year until the next one. Charlie's dream of bringing her hotel to light was just minutes away. Thanks to Kara, she got Charlie and Vaggie an interview on the news and this would be the chance to promote it. Kara was going to join the interview to see if things would go well.

Unfortunately, luck was not on her side today. Loud explosions were happening just outside her club. She ran outside to see what was happening; she saw another turf war breaking out. Only this time, the turf war was between Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb, her girlfriend. "Why am I not surprised, Cherri?" Kara muttered to herself.

She met Cherri three years ago after opening her Karaoke Club and motel. Cherri needed a place to crash after her place got accidentally blown up. She bonded pretty well with Kara and would come by the club often. A year into their friendship, Kara worked up the guts to ask Cherri to be her girlfriend and she said yes. Cherri is lesbian and Kara is bi. Now Cherri would come to the club for a night with her girl or help her out with a new guest stay hidden from their abusive lovers or exes.

Kara ran to the TV studio; thankfully she made it just in time for Charlie's interview. She stood beside Vaggie watching Charlie. She could tell that Katie wasn't even interested in what Charlie had to say. Charlie talked about how growing up in Hell, she always tried to see the good in everything around her. She talked about how they had just gone through yet another extermination and lost so many souls and it breaks her heart to see her people being slaughtered every year. But no one is even given a chance. She wasn't going to stand idly by while the place she lived was subjected to such violence.

"So, I've been thinking, isn't there a more humane way to endure overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through redemption? Well, I think yes. So that's what this project aims to achieve!" Charlie spoke, confidently. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind, a hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

The whole room went dead silent; no one even liked the idea of redemption. Vaggie had to punch one of the cameramen in the face after he called Charlie a, stupid bitch. Charlie had at least one more trick up her sleeve which Vaggie was dreading, she was going to sing about the hotel.

I have a dream,

I'm here to tell

About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel

Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell

Catering to a specific clientèle (O-o-oh)

Inside of every demon is a rainbow,

Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!

Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,

Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!

We can turn around!

They'll be heaven-bound!

With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!