Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

C.H.E.R.U.B.S

By the next morning at C.H.E.R.U.B., Evangeline was sorting out her coworkers' files and wishing that something would change. Well, God seemed to have listened to her prayer. Deerie came into her office with another file for Evangeline. She took a look at the file and saw that this human had grown old in just a short amount of time. "Deerie, is this a joke? I've never heard of a human rapidly aging." Evangeline spoke.

"This one is a special case. His name is Lyle Lipton. A wealthy inventor who created wonderful technological advancements. Cletus and his team are going to grant a blessing for this man." Dearie explained.

Evangeline looked at the file to learn more about Lyle Lipton. She read that Lyle had a business partner who was in the same accident as he was. His partner died of a heart attack while he survived. Evangeline did see some good things about Lyle's inventions but she could tell by looking at his file that he had a black heart of greed. "Deerie, I don't think Mr. Lyle deserves a blessing." she said with concern, "While his inventions are impressive. I can tell that his heart is full of greed. And it looks like he and his partner experimented on innocent poor people. I'm sorry."

Dearie gave Evangeline a fake smile then took the file from her and left. Evangeline knew that neither Deerie nor Cletus wouldn't listen to her about Lyle. She peaked out of her office and overheard Cletus and his team plan to visit Lyle in his home. Evangeline knew that in her heart something was going to go wrong. Finding the courage in her heart, she secretly opened a portal to the human world and left the company. She was going to at least make a difference; starting with Lyle Lipton. Little did she know, that Evangeline was going to get more than she bargained for during this mission.

The next day at I.M.P., Loona and Blitz were still ignoring each other. Blitz promised Stolas that he would talk to Loona soon. Since Stolas had the day off, he watched the twins while Barbie, Blitz, and Loona were at work. Millie had just turned on the TV playing the commercial for the C.H.E.R.U.Bs. Getting annoyed by the too-cheerful jingle, Blitz pulled out his gun and shot the TV, making it explode. "You had to blow up the TV?" Barbie asked.

"What? It was annoying." Blitz stated.

Moxxie tossed the damaged TV with a new one and turned it on to another commercial that had Wally Wackford. Blitz smirked and then fired his gun at the new TV, destroying it. The room suddenly begins to shake rapidly and it's enough for anyone to take notice. It also woke up Loona from her nap. "Guys, do you feel that?" Loona asked.

"Oh shit. Is that a hellshake?" Blitz asks.

"That's possible?" Moxxie asks.

Millie holds Moxxie and panics, "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"

"I'm not 'panicking,'" Moxie says. "Because hellquakes don't happen."

Loona shakes Moxxie, "Stop getting hysterical, fatty!" she shouted and then slapped him hard enough to hit the wall.

Just then, something burst through the wall, destroying it and trapping Moxxie in the rubble. The smoke clears to reveal what looks like a wrecking ball but unravels to reveal robotic arms. With that, a demon enters the building. The demon is fairly tall with a red color scheme, with a lighter red face, darker red horns, and long nose, and a black mustache. He is wearing a black top hat with a neon green band on his head, acid green goggles that have dark green swirls on the lenses, and a black strap on the face. He is also wearing a black jumpsuit with a bright green neckpiece, a bright green curve shape on the chest and stomach that looks like a question mark, red gloves, bright green boots, and a blood-red cape. He is responsible for the black tentacles with red outlines on them.

The man reveals himself as he says, "Do not be afraid!"

Please tell me you got that insurance thing," Babrie mutters.