Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

You're My, My, My, My...Lover

Blitz: What?!

Fizz: Ha! In your face, Blitzo!

Blitz: The O is silent, bitch!

RavenDragon: Boys! And yes, Blitz, Fizz is getting his own chapter. No complaining! You and Stolas have more than Fizzarolli! And no breaking the fourth wall!

In the Lust Ring, in the palace of the one and only Asmodeus, the King and Embodiment of Lust. Waking up from the sounds of the cuckoo clock; dreading to get out of bed. When he didn't wake up from the cuckoo clock, someone woke him up via, airhorn. The one and only Fizzarolli. "Fizz..." Asmodeus groaned and then covered his ears with a pillow.

"Blame the horn, big daddy. They are fucking fun!" Fizz shouted then blew the air horn again.

Asmodeus finally got out of bed and started to put his robe on while Fizzarolli read off his schedule for the day. Besides his club, Ozzie's, he also has factories in Lust that build a number of sex toys, including the robot Fizzes that the sin of Greed, Mammon requested. Asmodeus seemed to have a short day according to the list. And of course, he was in charge of breakfast since Fizz can't be trusted in the kitchen. He nearly burned down the kitchen the last time he tried cooking for Asmodeus. Not that he minds, those two are secretly in a real relationship and they were just as sweet as sugar.

Asmodeus went into the kitchen to cook breakfast for both him and Fizzarolli. Fizz grabbed the magazine on the table and then threw it away since it talked about him and Asmodeus. But today was gonna be different, a special day. This happened to be Fizzarolli and Asmodeus's "anniversary," or as Fizzarolli calls it, "The day that changed his life." Asmodeus made bacon and eggs for him and Fizzarolli to share. Fizzarolli practically wolfed down his breakfast in seconds. "Babe, slow down," Asmodeus said.

"Sorry, I'm meeting up with Kara at her club," Fizzarolli said, his mouth still full of food.

"Without me?" Asmodeus asked.

"Uh..."

Asmodeus laughed then he gave Fizzarolli a little peck on the cheek. "I'm just teasing, Froggie. Just remember to come back tonight for my little surprise." Asmodeus said in a smooth tone.

Fizzarolli blushed then he handed his boyfriend his plate then he left the kitchen. He made sure that he was dressed in his outfit for the day and made sure that the queives were fed. Next, he grabbed one of the limos and drove off to the Pride Ring. He arrived just outside Kara's club then he got out the limo and walked inside the club. Thankfully, the club wasn't full of demons so Fizzarolli wouldn't be mobbed by creeps or fans. Kara came downstairs from the hotel part of the club, and she was happy to see Fizzarolli. She welcomed Fizzarolli to her club and offered him a drink.

Fizzarolli didn't mind a drink then he asked Kara for Asmodeus's favorite champagne. "Oh. Being a bit bold, aren't we?" Kara asked, grabbing the bottle.

Fizzarolli laughed nervously, "It's, uh, for..."

"Your anniversary with Asmodeus? And yes, I know you and him are secret boyfriends. Not that subtle." Kara stated.

"Ok that's fair," Fizzarolli said, muttering.

"So, from one performer to another, how did you meet Asmodeus? I've always wanted to know." Kara said.

Fizzarolli told Kara to sit down, and he'll tell her the story of how he and Asmodeus met.

(Flashback)

Years ago in Greed Ring, Fizzarolli had just done his fifth yearly win in Mammon's Clown Pageant. Mammon had been putting a lot of pressure on Fizzarolli just to keep his spot as Mammon's 'brand baby.' He would always give Fizzarolli comments on how his acts should go, force him to do things that made him uncomfortable, and even make comments on Fizz's weight. He would always tell Fizzarolli that he had to lose weight to stay skinny, sometimes he forced Fizzarolli not to eat anything.