Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Call The Immediate Murder Professionals

I know that Vivzie announced that the pilot episode is no longer canon. I wrote this book before the pilot was considered not a part of the show.

Seven wonderful years later, Blitz and Stolas were still going on strong. Loona, who was now in her twenties, started working at I.M.P as the receptionist. She was mostly homeschooled after no other school would accept her. Octavia was now seventeen and still in school. The company was facing a huge loss, so Blitz had to call an emergency meeting. Millie, Moxie, and Loona were in the meeting room, waiting for Blitz. It took him a bit to get inside since he was wearing maternity clothes for his seven-month pregnancy. Yep, Blitz was pregnant with Stolas's child. It was rare for male imps to get pregnant, and Blitz was one of them.

(Flash Back)

Seven months ago, Blitz woke up late one night not feeling so well. He bolted towards the bathroom and then started puking his guts out. He figured that it must have been a stomach bug and it'll pass soon. He just needed to keep his sickness a secret from Stolas. He loved the prince but whenever one of them was sick, he tended to go into an overprotective mood. The next morning during breakfast, Blitz still felt sick to his stomach. He managed to make it through this morning without Stolas knowing. Though Stolas did ask if Blitz was ok, and Blitz lied saying that everything was fine.

But when he went into the office, that was another story. Poor Blitz ended up throwing up his breakfast in the office bathroom. He tried to play it off with Millie and Moxxie as just a problem with breakfast. Unfortunately for him, Loona was starting to suspect that something was off with Blitz. They had a client who wanted I.M.P. to kill their ex-boss for firing them on the spot. But during the job, Blitz had the sniper at hand, aimed at the target inside the house, something happened. He started to feel a little woozy, his vision doubled, and he couldn't focus. When he fired the shot; it missed the target by an inch and then passed out.

Millie and Moxxie finished the job, killing the target and then they took Blitz to the hospital to get him checked out. They had Loona call Stolas and informed him about what happened. Stolas worried about Blitz that when he arrived at the hospital, some of the nurses had to hold him back from barging into Blitz's room. The doctor came out of the hospital room where Blitz was. "How is he? Is my husband alright?" Stolas asked in a hurry.

"Calm down, Your Highness. Your husband is alright. He just needs rest and fluids. I believe a congratulation is in order." The doctor said.

"Excuse me?" Stolas asked, confused.

"Oh, your husband is expecting. Were you not aware?" The doctor stated.

When the doctor gave them the clear to see Blitz, Stolas imminently rushed to his bedside fussing over him. Blitz always knew that male imps could be pregnant, but it was extremely rare in some cases. He was just as shocked as Stolas was when he heard the news that he was pregnant with Stolas's child. Millie was squealing with joy for the two of them while Loona was surprised to hear that she was getting another little sibling. "Stolas, I don't know if I can do this," Blitz said.

"Blitzy, it's alright, dear. We'll get through this together. This little one will have the most wonderful parents and caring sisters." Stolas assured.

(Present)

After seven months of mood swings, food cravings, and a swollen belly, Blitz was getting bigger. With business being slow, the gang needed to come up with a plan to get business drumming up again. Millie suggested that they do a car wash, but Blitz shot that idea down. This is Hell, no one cares about cars being clean. Blitz suggested that they use a billboard, but Moxxie reminded him that they couldn't afford a billboard. Blitz wrapped an arm around Moxxie and collected his face into a sour expression. Without taking time to think, his hormones acted for him, "Yeah, that's great real glad to have you in the room right now Mox." He complained.