Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Spring Broke Pt 1

Blitz returned to the office just three weeks after the family outing in Wrath. Stolas went into a tizzy when he found out that his husband was going back to work. He did have to convince Stolas that he would have the twins in his office so they didn't force Octavia to be stuck babysitting them. It was Blitz's first day back on the job and Blitz just had to start trouble. After he had put Helia and Spiroz in their car seats and picked up Millie and Moxxie, he started to blast the radio with his favorite song. He was even singing along which made Moxxie cover his ears while Barbie merely rolled her eyes.

"Seriously? How are you two related?" Moxxie asked Barbie.

"I asked myself that question every day since we were teens," Barbie muttered.

Blitz had pulled up to the parking lot but just as he was about to park in their parking space, someone else swooped in and stole the spot. A Barbie pink car with a license plate that said, Suck-4-Life. Blitz had to slam on the brakes just so he wouldn't crash into the car. He got so annoyed with the stupid car that he grabbed a megaphone and began shouting at the driver in the car. However, the demon that stepped out of the car was someone that Blitz wasn't expecting to see again. Barbie peaked out the window as well to see who the demon was and she nearly choked on her spit seeing the demon.

A rather tall female demon, a Succubus to be exact stepped out of the car. She has pink skin with black-tipped horns, the left one is taller than the right, a barbed tail with a black end along with two black stars on the side of her horns, a black heart under her right eye, and white long hair with pink streaks to match the pink fur coat she's wearing. She is also wearing a small white and black dress with an X and O design on the chest, and a star design on the abdomen, and long black thigh highs with black high heels that have a heart motif and three X-shaped cutouts down the sides. She is also wearing a pair of round shades with pink hearts on the lenses.

"Oh shit! Verosika?!" Blitz shouted in shock.

Verosika blew her bubble gum bubble then glared at Blitz. "Blitzo." She said unimpressed.

"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because I believe the nearest ocean is..." Blitz said then fell out the window of his car but he picked himself up. "Three rings down!"

"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts," Barbie said.

"Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beezlejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"

Verosika flipped her hair, dramatically. "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups," she stated then she took a sip from her bottle.

Barbie stepped out of the car with a glare on her face. The second Verosika saw Barbie, she smirked at her. "Case in point," she said, pointing at Barbie.

"You got stuck with her in rehab?" Blitz asked his sister. "I pity you."

Verosika was here to do some freelance for one of the other so-called successful companies in the building. So she was hear to lead a team during spring break. Blitz refused to let Verosika use their parking space for a whole week. Loona was merely star-struck seeing the famous Verosika and the fact that Blitz knew her. Verosika then brought up the whole reason for her and Blitz's break up just to piss him off more. Blitz ran off, leaving Verosika to pay for the hotel room, stole her car and ran three rings to Wrath, and max out her credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons.

"At least my brother has good taste in ditching you," Barbie remarked.

"Oh really? This coming from a circus druggie." Verosika snapped.

Barbie let out a snarl and she was about to attack Verosika but Blitz had to hold her back from doing something she would regret. Moxxie yelped in pain when he unchipped Spiroz from his car seat; the little demon has a biting issue. Blitz quickly went up to the car and took Spiroz out of the car seat so he didn't have to listen to Moxxie complain. He heard Verosika snicker as Blitz faced her with a death glare. "So the stories are true. You knocked up a Goetia Prince and playing house. How adorable." Verosika said in a fake sickening voice.

"Shut up, whore! And don't you dare say anything about my kids!" Blitz shouted.

"Choke on a sandpaper cock." Verosika stated, flipping him off.

Verosika started to walk away from Blitz. Loona ducked back into the car, trying to avoid Verosika looking at her. Blitz marched out after her, yelling at her to move her car. Loona notices another demon close to the Succubus, a Hellhound like herself. The Hellhound is male with a monotone gray color scheme fur, and it's rather darker. He has the same eye colors as Loona. He's muscular and has a scar on his left eye with slightly tattered ears. He has a black fur pattern on his left arm and a wolf-shaped head. He wears a ripped jacket with glowing red spikes, a black undershirt, and ripped pants.

His name was Vortex, he was Verosika's new Hellhound bodyguard. Verosika walked away calling Blitz a fuck stain and smirking at him. "Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that," Blitz muttered.

Loona opened the car door, "You know Verosika Mayday?!" she shouted.

"Huh...? Oh, yeah. Her, yeah. We dated." Blitz stated.

"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" Millie asked.

Moxxie came out of the car with Helia in his arms. "You dated a pop star?!"

"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" Blitz asked, annoyed.

"Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday?" Loona stated.

"And it's you. Honestly, I'm just as shocked as the others." Barbie answered.

"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives." Blitz stated.

The others argued that Blitz does spy on their personal lives. "What was sex with her like?" Millie asked.

Moxxie covered Helia's ears before scolding his wife. "Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."

Moxxie was about to argue back but he knew that Millie was right. Millie then ordered Millie to find a parking spot for the car while he, Moxxie, Barbie, Loona, and the twins headed inside. Loona bumped into Vortex which put Blitz into Papa Imp mode. Verosika had rented a room on the same floor as I.M.P for a cheaper price. Moxxie figured that he could go in and try to reason with Verosika. But that only ended with him getting attacked by Verosika and her friends. When he came out of the office, he was roughed up, covered in lipstick kisses, and passed out on the floor.

Blitz wasn't going to let this stand. He handed Spiroz to Loona then he marched into Verosika's office. He challenged her to a demon duel for the parking space. "Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickin's while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds! So I bet... you succu-bitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day." Blitz challenged.

At first, they thought Blitz was joining until he gave them a determined glare. Verosika accepted the bet and she was determined to put Blitz in his place.