Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

All You Need Is Love

Shortly after the little Christmas party, the conversation between Alastor and Angel kept replaying in Alastor's head. His big confession to Angel turned into a disaster. Angel just thought that Alastor would have been better off without him. True Alastor is asexual but he has fallen in love with Angel; not for his body, but his charming personality. Angel's words rang in Alastor's ears, 'And what makes you think that someone like me could end up with someone like you?'

Alastor stayed at the hotel bar while everyone else was asleep. He was on his fourth cup of absinthe; the green fairy that makes every man a visionary. Husk kept a bottle of it for rough nights and it was clear that Alastor had a rough night. It was the same thing every minute; Alastor poured the absinthe into his glass; one, two, three, drink. Pour and then one, two, three, drink. Over and over until Alastor lost count of the cups of absinthe he had taken. Alastor continued to drink more and more; trying to numb the pain of Angel's harsh words. The more he drank, the more his vision became terrible.

After his tenth cup, he began to see and hear things. He heard Angel's soft voice calling his name. Standing in front of Alastor was Angel himself wearing a short tight dark green dress with fairy wings, staring at Alastor with a flirty look. Alastor reached out to touch Angel but he slipped and fell off the stool he was sitting on. He looked up from the ground and saw that Angel was gone. Alastor rubbed his throbbing head, "I'm starting to see things." he muttered.

As he slowly got up and tried to walk to his room, the sounds of Angel's voice echoed in his head, calling for him. A red haze suddenly filled the hallway; curiously, Alastor went into the haze still hearing Angel's voice. Like a siren's song, Alastor was under a spell desperate to find Angel.

Angel:

Word to the wise, my dear

Never fall in love with a woman or man who sells themselves

It always ends badly

Then in the red haze, Alastor spotted Angel in a long red dress standing next to Valentino who was grinning like a maniac.

Alastor:

His eyes upon your face

Valentino roughly grabbed Angel's hand and pulled him close. Alastor's eyes turned to radio dials seeing Valentino hurting his angel.

His hand upon your hand

Valentino licked Angel's neck "lovingly" which annoyed Alastor even more.

His lips caress your skin

Alastor clawed at Valentino, but he and Angel turned into red smoke before Alastor could attack.

It's more than I can stand

Angel

You don't have to wear that dress tonight

Walk these streets for money

You don't care if it's wrong or if it is right

Alastor looked around and then spotted Angel with a very horny Travis. He tried to get to Angel again but the two just vanished when Alastor reached out.

Angel

You don't have to put on the red light

Angel

You don't have to put on the red light

Shadows circled him dancing in a tango. Alastor frantically looked around for Angel to save him, to protect him.