Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

The Harvest Moon Festival

I had some help reworking the Burn song from a friend who is into song writing to match Kara Melody. You can still play the song but the lyrics will be different. Enjoy!

It was early in the morning around the manor, Blitz and Stolas had a little late-night sex session but they weren't as rough as usual. "Hon, you know I love you but is the book that important for the farm thing you're going to? I've got fifteen new clients waiting for heads to roll." Blitz complained.

"Blitzy, the harvest moon is a very special occasion. It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals." Stolas answered.

Blitz remembered that Millie and Moxxie were from Wrath but he was reluctant to join the festival with Stolas. Though Stolas stated that he was offering a work-free day of fun since the festival was the same every year and he was safe. He told Blitz that Kara was going to be there at the festival. "I thought sinners couldn't leave Pride," Blitz stated.

"She has a royal pass. No one knows how she got one. But she goes to the Wrath Ring for the festival every year and does a little show." Stolas answered.

"Well, if you promise that this isn't some fuck-fest. It does sound like it'll be a blast in a half." Blitz stated.

And so, Blitz called up Moxxie and Millie if they wanted to join him and his family at the Harvest Moon Festival. Moxxie wasn't excited to go to Wrath but Millie was excited to return to her home ring. Blitz insisted that he'd have the twins with him and Barb in case something happened. After a long drive, the gang was in Wrath and had arrived at the Rough 'N Tumbleweed Ranch, MIllie's home. Her parents were waiting for them; Millie jumped out of the car excitedly and hugged her parents. She thanked them for letting her and her friend stay for the festival. Although, when Moxxie went over to talk to them, their expressions changed.

Millie's parents never liked Moxxie, mostly because they thought he was just a weak little imp. Barb helped Blitz get the twins out of the car while Loona and Octavia came out of the back seat. "I still can't believe you talked Dad into letting me come along," Octavia said to Blitz.

"Yeah, sure. By the way, if Stolas asks, it was your aunt's idea." Blitz whispered into Octavia's ear.

"Oh yeah! You all haven't met my boss, Blitz, and children. Also our newest collage Barbie Wire." Millie said.

"It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory that popped out this little gem of an assassin. You two raised a sturdy bitch!" Blitz said to Millie's parents.

Millie's mother Lin was eyeing the little ones and gushing over how adorable the twins were. She asked Blitz if she could hold one of them. Blitz didn't seem to mind; he handed Helia to Lin and she was just loving holding the little one. Soon, they met Millie's parent's new farm hand, Striker, who got under Moxxie's skin. He was impressed with how Blitz started his own business. Millie's father suggested that the two of them should enter the Pain Games which was a competition for the festival. Millie grumbled, wishing she could play too but was banned from the competition after the last one.

"Y'know, she can also cheer for me," Moxxie said.

That made Millie's father, Joe laugh. "Sorry, boy. But, I don't think sensitive, thespian types would last very long in the games."

"I was born here, too! I have some fight in me!" Moxxie stated.

Striker then challenged Moxxie to help him wrangle one of the hogs in the pen for dinner. Moxxie was confident in doing the task until Striker handed him a rope and a knife. "Bullets can't pierce the shell. You gotta get the knife underneath and pry yourself an openin'." Striker explained.