Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Truth Seekers

Blitz's hallucination will be a little different than the original hallucination. Oh, and after the Hello Rosie chapter, I'm gonna make a chapter where it's the gang in the hotel debating on whether or not to join the fight. Along with a little reappearance of Lucifer.

Even demons have secrets; dark secrets that they try to hide, especially from the ones they love. What was supposed to be an easy night for I.M.P. turned into a hostile kidnapping by two demon-obsessed government agents. The two agents had videos from every job I.M.P. did including the spring break job at the beach and the fight with the C.H.E.R.U.B.s. They would rewatch the footage repeatedly, trying to figure out where they'll strike next. That is until they heard a loud crash just outside of their home. The male agent peeked through the blinds to find Blitz standing on top of a trash bin.

"Oh, well that's convenient." Agent Two said with a smirk.

Blitz kept telling Evangeline, Millie, Barb, and Moxxie to keep quiet and not to be seen. Even though Blitz was the one who was making so much noise, he tumbled from the trash lid and fell into the garbage pile. Millie giggled at her boss as she, Barb, and Evangeline continued walking towards the portal. Moxie sassed back at Blitz by telling him he was the only one being the loudest. Blitz continued to shush Moxxie; Loona opened the portal, and only Evangeline and Barb had completely stepped inside the office. Millie was almost through the portal but she turned to face Moxxie and gestured for him to come on in.

Moxxie was about to march towards the portal when Blitz suddenly tackled him to the ground just seconds after a net was fired. Blitz and Moxxie saw one of the agents with a net launcher and the other one with a dart gun, blocking their way to the portal. Blitz went into a panic and shouted at Loona to quickly close the portal, fast. Barb had to hold back Millie from jumping out the portal as Loona quickly closed it, stranding the boys on Earth. Moxxie and Blitz readied their weapons to defend themselves. But Moxxie got hit with a tranq dart right in the neck and he acted like he was drugged.

Blitz quickly grabbed Moxxie, flung his drugged body over his shoulder, and ran from the agents. The agents chased after them; Blitz ended up hitting a dead end and the agents blocked their way back. Blitz raised his gun at the agents "Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!" he screamed.

Blitz and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitz is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzø and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxie was out cold but Blitz was trying to fight the shock, however, he got zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents hovered over Blitz and Moxxie like vultures. "I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!" Agent One said, confidently.

"Super badass." Agent Two stated.

In the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punched the wall repeatedly, tears in her eyes and making vicious demon screeches, before falling to her knees devastated. Barb knew that Millie was worried about her husband, even Barb was worried about her brother. But the way he shouted at Loona to close the portal told her this was serious. Loona tried to talk to Millie but she ordered Loona to open the portal again. Evangeline tried to get Millie to calm down and think things through but she refused to listen. Millie grabbed Loona by the collar and screamed at her to open the portal this instant.

The girls geared up for the rescue mission. Barb zipped a backpack labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag" closed which was packed with multiple weapons. A raging Millie twirled and lifted a giant double-headed axe with the 'M' in the middle. Evangeline summoned her golden crossbow and then shifted into a human form. Barb and Loona transformed into their human forms as well. The portal opens again, and Millie leaps out and lands in a pose while Loona nonchalantly steps through followed by Barb and Evangeline. But Blitz and Moxxie were already gone along with the agents.