Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Mama's Boy

With Evangeline joining I.M.P., she was now considered a fallen cherub. Millie and Moxxie offered to let her live with them in their spare bedroom. She was so grateful to Millie and Moxxie that she thanked them by fixing up a home-cooked meal for the night. Loona, Barb, and Blitz returned to the palace. After their little spat with those cherubs, they just wanted to relax for the night without any problems. But when they returned to the palace, Stolas was waiting for them with Helia in his arms. Blitz and Stolas kissed as Loona and Barb pretended to gag. Stolas merely laughed at the girl's antics, and then they all walked inside.

"So what's got you so excited?" Blitz asked.

"Well... Helia said her first word!" Stolas said, excitedly.

Blitz's eyes nearly popped out of his head hearing the news. He asked if Spiroz had spoken his first word yet but Stolas said that only Helia spoke. He handed Helia to Blitz then she smiled at her papa before turning to Stolas. "Dada," she spoke.

Blitz nearly dropped Helia after hearing her say her first word. The baby impling hybrid then faced Loona and then she called Loona, LuLu. Octavia snickered as Loona looked like she was having a meltdown. "Where did she hear that?" Stolas asked.

Blitz eyed his sister who was giggling up a storm. "Barb..."

"What? I thought it was funny. I didn't think she'd say it." Barbie said, innocently.

Blitz handed his daughter back to Stolas then he decided to head into the nursery to check on Spiroz. When he peeked into the nursery and saw his son peacefully sleeping in his crib, cuddling the little Fizz doll. Blitz finally accepted that his son is a fan of Fizzarolli. Though a part of him was still burning with hatred for the clown there was a small part of him that still missed his old friend. The imp crept forth to the crib as the little hybrid woke up from his slumber. Seeing his papa, he smiled and waved his tiny little hands up asking to be picked up. Blitz reached into the crib and pulled Spiroz into his arms.

"Hey kiddo," Blitz spoke.

The next thing, Blitz knew, Spiroz looked at him and then said, "Mama!"

Blitz nearly tripped with the baby still in his arms. "W-What?"

"Mama," Spiroz said, giggling.

"No, no, no. Spiro, sweetie. I'm Papa. Not Mama." Blitz said, trying to get his son to say Papa.

But it was hopeless, Blitz was officially known as Mama to Spiroz. He took Spiroz to the dining room for dinner, hoping that Sprioz wouldn't say the M-word in front of everyone. But luck wasn't on his side. The second he put Spiroz in his high chair, the little one whinnied. He wanted to stay in his mother's arms. Then he let out a little cry, "Mama!"

Octavia and Loona immediately looked up from their phones, Barbie almost choked on her food, while Stolas was struggling to hold in a laugh. Helia then looked at Blitz and said, "Mama."

Blitz was blushing pink; completely embarrassed. "So does that mean that me and Via can call you mom?" Loona teasely asked.

"Don't you start, Loonie." Blitz moaned.

Stolas hugged Blitz tight, "Come now, darling. It's alright. Besides, the twins see you as their mother." Stolas said, comforting his husband. "After all, you did carry them."

"Alright, alright. It'll be only the twins that call me Mom. But you two are still calling me Papa." Blitz said to Loona and Octavia.