Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Ozzies

I'm only doing the House of Asmodeus with everyone else minus Moxxie's part. Don't get me wrong he has a good voice but a love song in a sex club? Not the best idea. Plus, I kind of thought Moxxie's song was a little cringe.

Another day at I.M.P., another client to please. Loona and Evangeline were in the office while Blitz and the others were out on a killing mission. Evangeline was looking over some files while Loona was reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's Grimoire, and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw.

Blitz and Barb walked inside, still buzzing from their latest kill. Millie crawled like a crab after the twins, still all jazzed up from slaughtering those lumberjacks. "Ahh! I'm still so jazzed up!" Millie shouted.

Moxxie tossed the chainsaw aside, "Well, you better stay jazzed up, babe. Cause guess where I'm taking you tonight."

"Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street," Blitz suggested.

'Actually Sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie out to Ozzies in the Lust Ring." Moxxie said with excitement.

Millie's eyes lit up with joy, "Ozzies?! No way! That place is always booked."

"Yeah well, I've been planning it for quite a while," Moxxie confessed.

"Ozzies, huh? I've got a date there tonight as well." Barb stated.

Blitz nearly had a heart attack, "A date?!" he screamed, "With who?!"

"Oh. Just an imp that I met on Sinstagram, named Vesper. He asked me out." Barb answered.

Blitz insisted on tagging along but Barb told him not to show up. Even Moxxie said that this reservation for him and Millie was just for the two of them. But Blitz ignored their pleas then he marched out of the office. "Oh, this is gonna be a disaster," Barb muttered.

After work, Moxxie and Millie were already in the elevator that would take them to the Lust Ring. Barb managed to catch the elevator just in time. The three of them were unaware that Blitz had snuck onto the elevator and was now joining them in the Lust Ring. Upon their arrival in Lust, Millie and Moxxie were the first to enter Ozzies. Barb waited in the rain for her date while Blitz watched from the alleyway to see who Barb's mystery date was. Just then an imp showed up and handed Barb a bouquet. She blushed then she took his hand and they walked into Ozzies.

The imp was dressed head to tail in what can only be described as clothes straight out of 1885. He wore a striped vest with red and dark grey lines going down. Underneath was a red dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up with a western-style bowtie. On his belt were two holsters, both having revolvers within them, along with a bronze belt buckle. His pants had silver studs going down the sides with a grey line, and his shoes looked like they came out of a bargain bin, with rope near the heel. His tail itself was no different from any other Imp. Only his had a vertical line where the end of it met its actual length.

His hair was in a widow's peak and looked nearly white except where the widow's peak was, where some yellowish hair looked to be coming in. He also had a huge white scar going up the right side of his cheek, nearing his eye. His black and white striped horns were curved at the back, going from up to down to up again. He wore fingerless gloves with a black onyx ring on his index finger, but his arms were most interesting. On each arm, bandages were covering his wrist up to his elbow. To say the Imp was an interesting sight, would be an understatement.