Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Dream A Little Dream

Since Andy had been the only demon in Hell to have joined the Hazbin Hotel, Charlie and the others have been trying to come up with more ways to get sinners to stay. Charlie tried printing out flyers and handing them out in the streets. But that only caused more demons to mock her and throw the flyers in the garbage. Vaggie tried making a post about the hotel on Voxgram and Sinstagram. But sinners left many offensive comments on the posts calling out the hotel as a scam or a trap from Heaven. Angel's methods were no help whatsoever; flirting and seducing sinners at bars to join the hotel. Alastor had to step in and drag Angel back to the hotel.

Charlie had everyone in the hotel gathered for an emergency meeting to come up with better plans for the hotel. "So, our previous plans were a little disappointing." Charlie started to say.

"A little?!" Vaggie shouted, "We've been getting so much backlash from the last two ideas! And Angel's idea was even worse!"

"Hey! You said no bad ideas! And I would have gotten us at least one new client if Smiles hadn't cut in with me and the fellas." Angel complained.

"OK then." Kara spoke up, "So flyers, social media, and seduction didn't work but I might have an idea that could work."

Kara explained that her idea involved Charlie's passion and Alastor's power plus his dramatic radio flair. They could use Alastor's radio broadcast to send out a radio advertisement on the hotel with both him and Charlie talking about the hotel. Alastor pondered at the thought of using his radio broadcast as a support for this advertisement. Vaggie, Charlie, and Nifty seemed to like the idea for the broadcast. Angel, Andy, and Husk just shrugged and went along with the idea. Kara told Vaggie that they could also do a live video of Charlie and Alastor talking about the hotel as well. A mix of old-school radio cast and future social media.

Alastor wasn't too sure about being on social media; he's more of a traditional guy. But if it gets more guests in the hotel, he was willing to give it a try. Kara asked Nifty if she could spruce up Alastor's radio office for the broadcast. Nifty gave her a little salute then scurried off. She told Alastor and Charlie to wait in her office so they could discuss more on the broadcast. She then told Vaggie and Andy to prepare everything for the live video. Husker just rolled his eyes and went back to the bar, drinking booze. She then told Angel to wait until she was done with Alastor and Charlie.

Kara walked into her therapy room where Alastor and Charlie were waiting. "Alright then. Now I know you two have very different perspectives on how to get the Happy Hotel up and running." Kara stated.

"You mean the Hazbin Hotel?" Alastor said with a smirk.

"Right. The Hazbin Hotel." Kara corrected, "And I know Charlie's better at setting her expressions through song. I was thinking, I could write a song based on what you two want for this hotel."

Charlie squealed, "Perfect."

Kara took out her clipboard and asked Alastor and Charlie to share what their ideas were for the hotel and how to help the sinners change. Charlie immediately started sharing her ideas for the hotel which were mostly cupcakes and rainbows. Her ideas resemble that of a Disney Princess vibe from what Kara was writing down. Alastor interrupted Charlie's talking saying that they wanted to have sinners come into the hotel, not being driven away by furfur happiness and cheesy ideas. Alastor began to speak his ideas which also included shipping sinners to the hotel and making them dress the part, by force.

Charlie hated hearing Alastor's ideas; she called them deranged and insane. "Ok, ok. Guys. I get that you two have very different ideas. But you two need to work together." Kara stated.

"How can I work with someone too much of a wuss to do what needs to be necessary?" Alastor questioned.

Charlie gasped at the insult, "I look on the positive side of things! At least I'm not a power-hungry overlord that's a cannibal!" she shouted.