Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Someone Gets Hurt Pt 2

A shout out to Nueta1 on Ao3 for helping out with the lyrics to the Stayed Gone Reprise. Enjoy.

When the trial came, Charlie and Vaggie gathered in the court along with every higher archangel gathering to hear Charlie's idea. Emily and Sera sat in the higher seats, looking down at the entire court. Charlie and Vaggie's seats were on the floor while the rest of the court members sat on the balconies. But when Charlie saw Adam strutting into court, she groaned as he sat in his seat next to Lute with a smirk. "Saw that you went to my manager. Low blow there, Karen!" Adam shouted at Charlie.

Sera then announced to the court that they were gathered here to determine whether or not a soul in Hell could be redeemed into Heaven using the Hazbin Hotel built by Charlie. She then gave Charlie the chance to speak her side of the argument. Charlie started with a dictionary reference but Adam called her out on that. Sera asked her for no more dictionary references which put her in a bind. Then Charlie told the court that she and Vaggie already had a few patrons. Adam somehow knew about Angel and his porn videos but he thinks that Angel wasn't worthy.

"And you know that?" Charlie questioned Adam.

"Of course I do. And just who are the other guests?" Adam asked with a grin.

"Andy Grin and Victoria Valentine," Charlie answered.

"More porn demons? Oh yeah, I'm sure they are worthy." Adam said, sarcastically.

"Tori isn't a porn demon. She's a good soul. And if you seem so sure, what do you think it takes to get into Heaven?" Charlie questioned Adam.

That caused Adam to stutter and think of an answer. The court waited for Adam to lay out the rules for how a soul could get into Heaven. He took out a piece of paper and quill then wrote down what a soul needs to do to get into Heaven. He made the list appear in front of Vaggie who read the list out aloud, "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man. Are you fucking serious?"

"Uh, yeah, sure got me here, didn't it?" Adam stated.

Sera did back up Adam's claim, saying that he was indeed the first soul to enter the Pearly Gates. Charlie confidently said that Angel and Victoria are doing all of those things right now. Adam wanted the court to see it for themselves so with a snap of his fingers, a giant crystal ball appeared in the middle of the courtroom. Charlie got up from her seat and stood in the middle of the courtroom, ready to show the angels everything. "Your Honors, may I present exhibit A," Charlie stated.

Down in Hell, Molly, Angel, Arackniss, Monty, and Pentious were at a local bar for their sibling's night out. Molly knew that Angel needed this night out after his rough day with Valentino. Monty tried to offer to buy both Arackniss and Pentious a drink. But Arackniss refused Monty's offer but Pentious accepted Monty's offer. "Finally glad I got you to come Angie?" Molly asked her twin.

"Ok, ok, I'll admit, I needed this. But I'm paying for drinks, Molls. I'd love to get Nissy drunk singing again like our previous hangouts." Angel said, smirking at Arackniss.

"Oh you're one to talk, Mr. Lightweight. You happened to get drunk after two drinks." Arackniss said to annoy his younger brother.

"Jokes on you Nissy, my drink intake has improved a lot down here in Hell." Angel spoke, "And a good thing too, I need a drink after today. You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, I don't know, it's a kink."

"Angie, no more Val talk. This is our night. Besides, that bratty moth wouldn't dare to come to this place. So we have all night." Molly stated.

Monty handed Pentious his drink and he even got a Wild Pegages for Arackniss, just to make peace with him. Arackniss just ignored Monty and took the drink. Angel liked spending time with his siblings but he didn't want to go too wild. He paid for more drinks for himself, Molly, Arackniss, Pentious, and Monty. "Let's do this!" Angel exclaimed.