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Shanks: *screams* GET YOUR DOG !!!!

Xiamara: *rolling up her sleeves, infusing her powers into her fists*

Alora: *smiles softly* she don't bite

Xiamara: *running towards Shanks*

Shanks: *screams even louder* GO GET YOUR MFKING DOG!!!

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Sabo to Alora: Be safe. *he holds her hand*

Alora: *smiles* I will—

Ace,Luffy and Xiamara: *dramatically hugs each other*

Ace: bE sAfE~

Xiamara: oH i'LL dEfInItELy bE sAfE~

Luffy: mEaT~

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Xiamara: gods give me patience

Alora: I think you mean give me strength

Xiamara: If the gods gave me strength, shanks would be dead

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Dadan: Alright, listen up you little shits *points at Sabo, Ace and Luffy*

Dadan: Not you, Xiamara and Alora. You both are angels and we're glad you're here.

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Young Alora: I wish we could block people in real life.

Young Xiamara: Restraining order.

Young Ace: Murder.

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Xiamara on the Den Den Mushi: Hey Alo, Can I borrow 5k berries?

Alora: Why would you need 5k berries?

Xiamara: For an escape room.

Alora: What kind of escape room costs 5k berries?!

Xiamara: .....

Xiamara: Jail.

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Ace: Fuck!

Alora: Language!

Xiamara: Shit!

Alora: Language!

Xiamara: Who the fuck do you think you're calling an ass, Bitch?!

Alora: Language!

Ace: Now that's one crazy mf!

Alora: Language!

Sabo: What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?

Alora: ....

Alora: What the fuck?

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Ace: Alora kissed you?

Sabo: *stares woefully out the window*

Ace: And you said 'Thank you'???

Sabo: *sighs*

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Luffy: What's a thot?

Xiamara: it's a thoughtful person

*later during dinner*

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