Incorrect Quotes Pt. 2

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Alora: I think Benn was right.

Xiamara: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Shanks: He wouldn't do that.

Benn: You're right, Shanks. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Benn: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Benn Told You So' on the back*

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Ace: Nothing in life is free.

Alora: Love is free!

Luffy: Adventure is free.

Sabo: Knowledge is free.

Xiamara: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Sabo: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Xiamara: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Luffy: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Ace: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Xiamara: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Luffy: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Ace: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Alora, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Alora: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?

Zoro: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Alora:

Alora: *sobs*

Xiamara: You fucking scared her, you idiot.

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Xiamara: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Shanks: * Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Luffy : I turned out perfectly fine!

Alora : Luffy, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Luffy : I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!


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Alora: Xiamara, don't go picking a fight with Shanks. Don't forget, he's powerful, they could make life difficult for you.

Xiamara: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.


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