Niall: I'm a math genius!
Louis: What's 765 books plus 326 books?
Niall: A library! Ask me a harder question!
Fan: I named my fish after you, but it died. But my love for you never will!
Niall: ...So you're calling me a fish?
How many hair styles could Harry Styles style if Harry Styles could style hair styles?
DRUNK LOUIS
Louis: I wasn't THAT drunk
Zayn: You picked up a little baby and said, "It's OK, Niall, you'll grow up soon."
Zayn: Wanna do something fun, like going to Nando's?
Niall: Nah, I'm on a no carb diet...
HALF AN HOUR LATER...
*Niall's at Nando's*
Niall: Wow, Zayn, you're so STUPID!!!!
