A blond, brunette and a redhead are in a race. The brunette drops out 1/4 of the way. The redhead drops out 3/4 of the way. The blond finishes the race and says she's tired.
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. On a sign it said, 'Disneyland left'. Then they drove home crying.
Brunette: What's the capital of Texas?
Blond: T!
How do blondes part their hair?
They do the splits.
Two blondes were sitting and talking on a bench in Oklahma.
Blond 1: Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?
Blond 2: Helloooooooooooo, you can't see Florida!!!
How did the blond try to kill a bird?
By throwing it off a cliff.
How do you keep a blond busy?
Put her in a round room and tell her to find a corner.
How do you get a blond on the roof?
Tell her drinks are on the house.
Why can't a blond call 911?
Because she'd never find 11.
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted!
A blond and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out and pulls the cord. Nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord. Still, nothing happens. The blond then jumps out of the plane saying, "Oh, so you want to have a race?"
Blond: What does IDK mean?
Brunette: I don't know
Blond: OMG WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND OUT!!!!
Other person: *Slaps forehead*
