Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies?
He had no body to go with.
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations.
When chemists die, they barium.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
I did a theatrical performance on puns.
It was a play on words.
Class trip to the Coca Cola factory!
Hope there's no pop quiz...
When's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty.
I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
Energizer bunny arrested.
Charged with: battery
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
*Baby husky walks up to you* What? I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky!
