I'm at Pretzel-Salt house right now. They just so happened to have neighbors over. Here's some funny stuff that people have said and did. And maybe some ghost stories:
"MOO!"
"I'm sorry, I'll let you talk. Oh, did you know that..."
*Parker runs to house to grab jacket and is as fast as LIGHTNING*
"I'm just gonna grab a marshmallow and chocolate. I don't like graham crackers."
"I scraped this one at the bottom of a pool, these two blisters came from nowhere and this one feels dislocated."
"This hat smells weird."
"Yeah, well, my mom wore it."
"Why, you're a hatless mannequin, aren't you?"
"I live right over there, and I have a minute left and I'm keeping time perfectly."
"Ooh, this cherry is sweet! Lemme grab another one!"
"If you're insulting Michigan, have you seen my shirt?"
"I'm a fisher."
"There's this baseball player that came to my school. I went up to him and asked, 'Can you sign my balls?' Ok, that sounded WAY wrong..."
"I'm just an innocent and random mannequin, minding his own business. MOOOO!!!!!" *Rolls over*
"Ok, I'm just a dude at Macy's."
"I'm just putting this wizard hat on you."
"CAR!!!"
"Thank you, ______, you're the best!" (I'm not telling you my name!!!)
"Look at all those leaves up there."
"No, no, this Crystal Light is the BEST!!!
"I think it's going to break because physics."
"YES!!!! THE TIGERS ARE WINNING FOR ONCE!!!!!" *Celebratory victory dance*
"Where is that boy? It's nine o'clock!"
"He's not coming until nine-twenty."
"Oh..."
"It's because you have a crush on him and you know it!"
"..."
Girl (ME): My school has the cutest boys.
Boy (PARKER): Yeah, well the boys that go to my school are cute, too.
"How do you hurt yourself so much?"
"No one is eating my Cheez-Its."
"Oh, yeah, they're beautiful-HEY!!!!
THESE ARE CHEX MIX!!!!"
"Am I the only one here with an iPhone 4?"
"Now that we've brought Kennedy home, we need to bring Brevin home because he's a baby."
"Ok, how did you get slime in your shirt?"
"I didn't mean to kill the lighting bug! I was trying to give it a high-five and it didn't go so well!"
"There are spirits that live in this laundry room."
"I can barely even see your eyes."
"Your house is creepy!"
"Wait, that story is about YOU?!?"
"Why won't the door open?"
"You think she can't see you rolling RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?!?"
"You can't take me home. If you did, it'd take a few days."
"WHERE DID THAT BOY GO?!?!?!?!?"
"I shouldn't go barefoot. There's a lot of stuff."
"You only asked about him twenty-four times each minute..."
These are all real sayings/quotes from a bonfire from tonight.
