How do you make a tissue dance?
Blow a little boogie in itWhat did the snowman want for lunch?
Chile dogsWhat did Frosty the Snowman get from the lunch menu?
A FrostyWhy do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it...What's orange and sounds like parrot?
CarrotWhat's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paintWhat's grey and can't fly?
A parking lotWhat is Forrest Gump's password?
1Forest1Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneezeWhy do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagelsWhere do sick boats go?
The dockWhat do you call Nitrogen after the sun rises?
DaytrogenHow often do I tell jokes about the elements?
Periodically...What's the capital of Greece?
GWhat's a cannibal's favorite spice?
SkinnaminWhat did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the carWhat do you call a crazy judge?
JudgmentalWhy can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silentWhere did Little Suzy go when the bomb hit?
EverywhereWhy is outer space so cold?
Because all the space heaters are on EarthWhat do Royal Subjects call the King of Toilet Paper?
Your plynessWhat do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bearMy grandpa has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Helen Keller walks into a bar, table and a chair.
Two whales enter a bar. One says, "EUUUUUUUUUUUEWUEWIWWWEUEEEEEEEW!" (Whale noise)
The other one says, "Frank, what's wrong with you?"
