1. Have a fight with a Barbie doll in the Barbie aisle and see who stares.
2. Play with baby toys and fall asleep in one if the cribs.
3. Sing at the top of your lungs in a public bathroom stall and insist people to join in.
4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you see someone in a neon color.
5. Randomly breakout and dance wherever you go.
6. Ride a skateboard dressed as a wizard in front of a moving car. When they honk at you, yell at the top of your lungs, with your magical wand made if a stick, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!" And pull out an air horn and BLAST it at them.
7. Read through most of the cards in the card aisle at the store and act dramatic when you read them.
8. When you encounter someone on the sidewalk, block them off and dance in front if them. After they start dancing, run off.
9. Smack yourself at random times.
10. Spray Windex and scold at people who grab things in the store.
These are just funny things...PLEASE don't do these in public unless you like public humiliation!!!!!! But they're funny.
