Here are some jokes about Google and Bing that I found.
Google must be a woman, because it knows everything!
You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
The most searched thing on Bing is Google. The most searched thing on Google...also is Google.
How I search something on Google:
PC overheated solutions
How my mom Googles something:
Please help my PC it's overheated, I don't know how to cool it down and my PC is my whole life
Google Accounts
Please type the words below to continue to your account:
ID10T
Google searches:
Is my microwave at home turned on?
How do I Google something?
I'm in love with inanimate objects
You: Google, when's lunch?
Google: IDK
You: Hey, Google, how healthy is McDonalds?
Google: Not very
...When there's only Bing...
You: Bing? Bing? Where's Google?
Things searched on Bing:
Bing is stupid
Bing is useless
Bing is better than Google
Bing is crappy
Bing is terrible
Bing is not Google
Chrome is just a circular form of Google.
Google-The reason we have smarter people
Bing-The reason we use Google
Internet-The reason we can use Google
Electricity-The reason humanity hasn't collapsed
Google: I have Chrome, Google Plus, Google Images, Gmail, and Chromebooks. Bing, your turn.
Bing: Bing Images and Video
Google: Don't forget your crappy search engine!
