107. Parody

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I've been pretty sad and confused lately, lately meaning in the past day, and one of the only things that will keep me from balling my eyes out is a parody of a song. Also, I won't be updating anything tomorrow because I'm going to the Big House :). So here one is of Blank Space by Taylor Swift:

Nice to see you again
I have made you incredible things
Voodoo dolls, chainsaws, wrecking balls
I see you there like OMG, she's gonna hurt me
But I would never harm you
I just wanna be with you until the end of forever

So we're gonna be forever
So don't just play along
You gotta be my one and only
Till the end of time
Don't pretend that I am not here
Because I'll tell you I'm not insane
But I've got a voodoo doll of you
And I'll say you're mine

Stolen children
Pretty faces
I can give you a voodoo doll
Even though it's someone else's
But you are
SCREAMING, CRYING, PERFECT STORMS, MAKING ALL OF THE TABLES TURN, THORNY BUSH JUST FOR ME
I see you there like OMG
Why are you acting this way?
Luckily, I come back each time you leave
'Cause that voodoo doll will hurt you more than anything else

So we're gonna be forever
So don't just play along
You gotta be my one and only
Till the end of time
Don't pretend that I am not here
Because I'll tell you I'm not insane
But I've got a voodoo doll of you
And I'll say you're mine

You only want me if I'm nice
But I will never, ever be nice
You only want me if I'm nice
But I will never, ever be nice

So we're gonna be forever
So don't just play along
You gotta be my one and only
Till the end of time
Don't pretend that I am not here
Because I'll tell you I'm not insane
But I've got a voodoo doll of you
And I'll say you're mine

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