I'm going to do another session of 1D jokes!!! Enjoy!!!!
1. What most girls want: A pony
What I Want: One Direction
2. Person 1: I'm going to listen to One Direction forever!!!
Person 2: But what if your kids don't like One Direction?
Person 2: Of course they'll love their own father, DUH!!!
3. Their bad jokes...
Niall: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby!
Harry: What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt!
Zayn: Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies? He had no body to go with him!
Louis: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
Liam: What do you get when you cross a pig and a porcupine? A poky-pine!
4. "NO!" Jimmy protested.
5. So baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC... (Only Directioners will get this one and the one before!!!)
6. Zayn once told Harry that he was going to leave the band on February 30th (ain't that the truth). Harry cried for hours then realized that there was no February 30th.
7. Me: MOM HELP!!!!!! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CANT GET UP!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
Mom: Oh, just pick up your poster, honey.
8. Bully: You're stupid
Me: Ok
Bully: You're ugly
Me: Sure
Bully: I hate you
Me: Fine with me
Bully: One Direction can't sing
Me: I'll give you five seconds to run
9. Favorite Niall Horan quote:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
It really speaks to me.
10. "If you give him the Pepsi, you can be in the band."
Me: *Gets giant Pepsi truck*
11. Girl: ONE DIRECTION CAN'T SING!!!
Me: Oh, yeah? ...
*ONE HOUR LATER*
Police: So the house just fell on her?
12. Niall: *Holding a spoon* Don't make me mad, Liam...
13. Mom: Can you do anything besides obsess over One Direction?
Me: I can do this! *Makes a heart out of hands*
14. Harry: But Louis I love her!!!
Louis: Harry, THAT'S ZAYN!!!!
15. There was once a band called One Direction...and everyone died because they were so hot.
16. Why does Harry like Louis the most?
Because he's the oldest...
17. *In a scene of What Makes You Beautiful*
Niall: Welcome to Niall's aerobic class! Now, just put your arms out like so. Zayn, a little higher, Liam, wrong way, Louis, perfect and WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HARRY?!?
18. Asking Niall Horan what his favorite dessert is is like asking a mother who her favorite child is.
19. Since Harry likes cats so much, what is his favorite kind of cat?
20. Niall thinks it's hot when girls are intelligent
Me: *Holding magnifying glass close to ground* Yep, this is grass!
