Yo mamma's so old, even Harry Styles won't date her
When people try to insult One Direction, I'm just like, "Excuse you."
"Niall Horan is the ugliest person I've ever seen"
Me: Free eye tests every Saturday. Contact me to arrange your appointment today!
Louis: So, Niall, if you're from Ireland why aren't you a leprechaun?
Niall: -_- *Thinks of food* :)
Liam: OMG, Louis, you can't just go around asking why people aren't leprechauns!
Mom: I thought One Direction was a road sign
Me: -____-
How do you call out on an old lady with a cat?
You don't Harry Styles does
Niall Horan has a crush on Demi Lovato?
False. My name is not Demi Lovato.
Dad: So...What's the difference between the Wanted and One Direction?
Me: I'm wanted by One Direction.
