33. Not together

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I love ice cream. I love chocolate. Together, AMAZING!!!!!

I love burgers. I love mint. But if you put them together, it's like licking your sibling's foot after they ran through a pile of manure.

And then you run away from it, terrified that you just did that. Then you run around like a headless chicken ran into a telephone wire on Thanksgiving.

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