I know that everyone likes Descendants. At least most people. Here's everything wrong with the new Disney movie.
1. Aurora's family looks completely different from the actual story.
2. Wouldn't Mal have horns?
3. Carlos shouldn't be afraid of dogs. He should loathe them and wear them on a daily basis.
4. Jay steals things and never gets caught.
5. Evie runs off to make a music video and a cartoon compared to dancing with all her friends.
6. Isn't the Fairy Godmother OLD?!?!?
7. Who's parents don't love them?
8. Cinderella has a son named Chad even though they obviously had a girl named Hope in the last Cinderella movie.
9. Evie is one of the most beautiful characters and she ends up with Dopie's son.
10. Villains decide to become good at a coordination for a prince because...
11. Mal's hair is purple and Maleficent has big, bulky horns.
12. Carlos is pretty accurate. His mom is America's Next Hobo.
13. Mal has never tasted fruit and she's still alive.
14. Ben finds Mal after diving into probably shallow water and after the magic wore off about 20 feet away underwater.
15. There are no major fights between the Isle of the Lost kids, even though they were born on...the Isle of the Lost.
