Knock-knock
Who's there?
Lil old lady
Lil old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Why did the baboon ask the giraffe, why the long face?
Because he thought his neck was his face!
Why couldn't the flower ride his bike?
Because the petals fell off!
-these are from AAOOD-
What do you call a Belgrande that isn't yours that weighs 2,000 pounds?
Nacho el ton Belgrande!
