Non-Directioners: One Direction can't sing because they have ugly faces to go with them.
Directioners: You have an ugly face and I don't complain every day. Oh, by the way, you said 'ugly' wrong. It's pronounced 'beautiful'. Unless we're talking about you, of course.
Non-Directioners: Lewis eats too many peas, Nigel eats-
Directioners: OH, JUST SHUT THE PIGEON UP!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!!!
Non-Directioners: *Walks away*
Directioners: *Back to reading fan fiction
