When I sit down on the couch, I can't get up. When I'm in class, I can't help but get up.
That moment when you walk into a room, forget what you needed, walk out and remember.
That moment when you're on the bus and your favorite song is playing. You sing along as quietly as you can, but when the chorus comes along...
That moment when you're singing Change My Mind by One Direction but then sing 'I'll drive to KFC' at the bridge and everyone stares.
That moment when you fart in the middle of class and then blame it on someone else. They all know it's you.
That moment when you realize that your least favorite cartoon character in a show is played by your favorite celebrity.
That moment when you break down laughing for no apparent reason. You're just delirious.
That moment when you remember that bacon comes from pig guts.
That moment when you epically fail at life.
That moment when you are trying to show off to your friends but then you epically fail.
That moment when you mispronounce a word and make it sound wrong.
That moment when you are watching Spongebob and you finally realize the real meaning of Bikini Bottom.
That moment when you are on your phone and you yell at it.
That moment when you punch yourself for no apparent reason.
That moment when you are smelling a scented marker and you get the color all over your face.
